I know I know, to put it out there LIKE THIS is malicious and cruel but I swear, Natalie Cassidy’s nose looks like a game of Jenga to me. If I were that ugly I’d cut my losses and get really fat.
After being evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house on Friday Natalie must have thought she had a legion of moronic dwarves out there ready to beef up their servers and post howls of protest to the Natalie-To-Win web site.
However when she woke up still wearing what the dirty laundry basket had coughed up Natalie discovered that nobody cared. To make the musty scent of failure on her breathe taste even worse she discovered the Playboy twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon had said someone thinner should have done the shopping list.
This caused the blister eating zombie to take to her Twitter and launch a campaign to get the twins evicted.
‘Have just done an interview and have only just found out the twins said- ‘someone thinner should do the shopping list’.. Get em OUT!!!’
Now, for those of you who believe Natalie should be the next CBB presenter try and remember this when you’re next trying to bite your own elbows - some fail to succeed but Natalie Cassidy will always succeed to fail.
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Natalie Cassidy Launches Hate Raid On Terrible twins. >> http://t.co/T1O95bAk Pls RT
Had to tweet this. I ride when I can – but will have to do this all next week. More people certainly should.
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