Amanda Holden. Now That’s How to Look Pregnant.

Yes, this is how to look pregnant, and yes, there’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. If you’re already famous, then your public profile will rise even higher. When you’re famous, chasing babies and working full time then you can write your own cheque.

Or can you?

Amanda Holden knows how to lay it down like a true champ. She knows that leaving Britains Got Talent half way through the series to have her baby will up her profile and cause magazine offers to rise like the crude oil index.

An offer of a gold bar for the cover of Hello Mag should rustle up some serious come hither and pose £££’s. OK Magazine will give her that and more for a set of pictures of her changing baby’s nappy while talking on the phone at the same time.

I don’t mean to snark on a pregnant woman because I know how it’s a beautiful and special moment, but Amanda needs to slap herself straight in the face if she thinks first baby pictures and gold bar means a million pounds. (that’s what I’ve heard, she wants the million.)

While we are all spending our nights crying into our pillows because celebrities want a privacy law to stop their private lives being ripped from under their wallets people like Amanda should learn to stop staring into the mirror while wearing nothing but their bra and panties and then iPhoning the hell out of everything Lord Leveson holds dear.

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