Victoria Beckham – Words Fail Me.

Some ladies just need to smear themselves in glue and then hop into Lady Gaga’s garbage can. Voila! Victoria Boomerang!

Someone once said that “haters are gonna hate” so with that in mind, we’re going to continue along with our daily finger pointing at all the stupids wearing a celebrity outfit. The critique may not be harsh enough for some of you, but we can’t always be on the same page.  Some of us like chubby people, some of us like skeletal dinks. And some of us like talking about fashion. Victoria Beckham scores two out of three.

I think that if Victoria were ever to smile then the tension released from her miserable face would unleash an earthquake strong enough to wake her relatives in Tutankhamun’s tomb. And besides, somebody explain to me why is it that skinny people always have hands made in hell? It’s the price they pay I guess.

The Daily Mail would never agree that the above picture from Numero magazine in Japan is their way of promoting the idea that a well-balanced meal is fingernails, decaf coffee and a bowl of string or that the malnourished wig affair on Victoria’s head is in dire need of a bag of vitamins.

Nope, the Daily Mail would describe this picture as ‘Victoria in white corset underwear by Rochas which shows off her enviably toned and slim physique.’

Words fail me.

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