Harry Quits Caroline.

It would been so much easier if Caroline Flack had known exactly what date she was going to get dumped instead of it just creeping up on her. The clearance bin she got dumped in again obviously hasn’t taught her the tricks of the child slave labor trade.

When I saw her at the NTA’s the other night I swear she looked like a not very amused cougar who’d just woken up from an encounter with a tranquilizer dart.

But we can all forget about it now because Harry Styles secured Caroline her ticket to the Singles Cougar Convention by telling her he’s a big boy now and grown out of her nursery at bedtime stories.

The Sun reported that Harry dumped her last week over the phone. He should have done it by text. I always like that popular phrase, ” I quit your fat (__!__)  ”

Simple and to the point.

Lets hand over to The Sun:

“It was never going to work and Harry knew that. It’s an amicable split and they’ve decided to stay friends. Ever since Harry ended it they’ve been talking on the phone.”

(Via The Sun )

To say that Harry’s eyes were captivated by Caroline’s scarecrow parts is an understatement greater than saying her complexion looks like a lasagna. Sometimes I think everyone’s just faking it and we are all just trying to cheer each other up with someone else’s car crash.

I think we’re all done here now.

Tagged as: Caroline Flack, Harry Styles, One direction