Here’s Kelly Brook’s Coconuts.

by Mike D. Wheeler on January 27, 2012

Kelly brook, coconut,orange,photoshop,picture,celebrity,twitter,mikedwheeler,newsmediaimagesLazy-News Friday is presented to you by KELLY BROOK. She threw this picture (left) out on Twitter last night so the reason I really like her today, if not for her coconut it sure has to be for her orange-y carrot glow.

It makes me think she’s lathered self tanner on her hands then smeared it all over the camera lens. The least I could do was wipe her down. (pic right.)

Stunning huh? But I don’t get why Gordon Smart over at The Sun allowed this orange glow to get past his Photoshop zombie tool and into the paper without so much as a swipe of the mouse. Maybe his team of Photoshop artists weren’t on hand to take pre-measurements and give Bizaare an estimate for their work.

One should forgive Kelly for posting a picture in that condition she’s a model but from Gordon it just makes me think he was was born from the lazy orifice of laziness…. /end rant.

I’m not even going into my thoughts on that lazy headline of Gordon’s –  KELLY BROOK Has Very Impressive Coconuts…. Gordon really should learn to play scrabble. See paragraph one.

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Mike Wheeler January 27, 2012 at 10:20 am

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Mike Wheeler January 27, 2012 at 10:23 am

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jackie neylon January 27, 2012 at 10:29 am

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Mike Wheeler January 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Afternoon Everyone, Here's Kelly Brook's Orange Coconuts >> http://t.co/rbuYcWPB Pls RT

Mike Wheeler January 27, 2012 at 8:10 pm

Evenin' All Here's Kelly Brook's Orange Coconuts >>> http://t.co/rbuYcWPB Pls RT

The Grim Reaper January 27, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Evenin' All Here's Kelly Brook's Orange Coconuts >>> http://t.co/rbuYcWPB Pls RT

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