Eastender’s Westend Bender.

Jamie Foreman. Eastenders. “I’ve got it, I’m not drunk.” If I got a plastic toy for every time I said that before falling down drunk, I’d be drowning in vibrating plastic.

I can’t drink or do any mind altering substance without eventually falling over. Mostly, I don’t feel any pain nor any guilt. Works for me. (shrugs)

The truth is that once a wine bottle has violated me by forcing its juices down my throat I’m always subjected to some clever dickery from an iPhone. Yup, there’s always someone who thinks other people’s misfortunes make for funny uploads to a Facbook page.

So, I kinda feel Jamie foreman and I have something in common.

“After staggering around for a while, Jamie fell into the road and had to use a Range Rover to pull himself to his feet.

“He didn’t look too happy about it at all.”

(Via The Sun.)

Right then, I’ve got a bar bill to settle so for now I’m all done here.

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