Celebrity Big Brother: Winner Denise Welch.

Celebrity Big Brother 2012. The Winner is Denise Welch. Well won’t she just be carrying around a big bag of nothing for the next two weeks!

I guess everyone else pre-wrote their CBB winner articles so as they’d get on Google page one before me. Well I didn’t pre-write nuffing, all I know is I’m late, and I’m not here to hand out any big fat bulging congrats to Denise Welch.

Seriously, help me understand how a garden lizard with a first class degree in 70′s porn face could win Celebrity Big Brother. I’m asking in all honesty, is she on drugs, or is she just not well? Please help me understand. (I should have added permanently drunk.)

I guess if being a desperate middle-aged overly processed mouthy has-been is all it takes to win CBB then maybe we should all go hug our pimp managers and hope that one day they’ll get something right.

I’m all out of things to say except I’m this disappointed.