Return of The Childs.

by Mike D.W on February 10, 2012

Amy Childs must thinking damn… where’s Roman Polanski and Woody Allen when you need them.

Amy was supposed to stick around TOWIE through thick and thin – because that’s what Towie’s about – BUT she left coz being bought outright (It’s All about Amy) said everything about the things we do for cash and fame.

Unfortunately, Amy’s It’s All About Amy belly flopped off mediocre and into abysmal so the show that ripped off TOWIE for plot ideas was tossed into a garbage can behind the C5 studios. Seemingly alongside Amy’s TV career.

However, The Sun say that creations most desperate, untalented, self-absorbed lump of boring is now feeling so attention-starved that she wants to make her way back to TOWIE.

A source told them:

“Amy would love to rejoin. She desperately misses TOWIE. She was always one of the big stars so it makes sense for her to go back.

“Her show was a complete flop on Channel Five and no one seemed to care so her profile was knocked.”

However a spokie for Amy denied it,

“Channel 5 haven’t dropped Amy and she is not returning to TOWIE. She has two other big TV shows for 2012.”

If any of the above is true, it just confirms how stupid Amy Childs is. Anybody who has seen 10 seconds of Amy in her reality show glory can tell you that reality show dreams (and our nightmares) only come true with good ratings. Without ratings the holy cocoon of stardom collapses in on itself.

I suggest that Amy try presenting Newsnight or The Adult channel.

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