Say hello to an adorable bundle of hair and lips – Blue Ivy Carter. Her first baby pictures were taken just after she arrived and will be used to help us believe she was not born wearing a wig.
I’m not mad because baby Blue managed to open her own blog page to grace us with her first ever pictures because it was a great publicity stunt.
Beyonce has clearly won the battle of the genes here because had Blue gotten blessed with mostly Z-genes everyone would be saying, “Cricks what an ugly baby”. Remember Jay Z had that lip reduction a few years back when his lips looked like tires. I can’t see any sign of them in baby Blue here.
Anyways, who’s gonna taunt her because of her silly name? Apple, Zuma, Suri, Harper Seven, Buddy Bear Maurice or whatever the stupid hell name Jamie Oliver saddled his kid with?
So, I got to thinking if I had to name a baby I’d call it Google Bing Yahoo. Think about it.