Hugh Grant: On Daughters and Dogs.

by Mike D.W on March 19, 2012

in Entertainment

hugh grant,daughter,dogs,tabitha,guardian,interview,The most disturbing part of this trainwreckery is that Hugh Grant has named his new baby daughter Tabitha. What the hell kind of a name is that? It’s a cats name !

The Guardian (ok so I read it) have chosen Hugh Grant, slobberer and bedazzler of a mugshot camera, to bring us his views on fatherhood today.

Having put up with everything he’s thrown at us recently, we now have to listen to this idiot lecturing us on fatherhood? I don’t think so. I’m not going to believe a thing muppet face has to say until I see him waddling around with a baby on one arm and a paparazzo on the other.

Instead I’m going to remind you that Hugh once talked about animals and how extremely sexually attracted they are to him. He said back in 2007 that whenever he’s around a dog, it will get the sudden urge to hump on his leg.

“I used to play football in a park in front of my house but I had to give it up because every time I bent over to do up my shoelaces there was a stray dog called Sandy that used to try to mate with me.”

Source: Now Magazine

Nobody can impersonate a crazed, rabies-infested dog like Hugh can. He also had to tell his then girlfriend, Jemima Khan, to get rid of her dog because it would not stop trying to have sexytime with him.

Sorry about that Hugh.


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