Cheryl Cole – Official Response.

Cops only get called when somebody dies so over here no one goes home during a fight. The aim is to make as many people as uncomfortable as possible, but once the fight is over we move on like nothing happened whilst the innocent bystanders sit there all confused wondering what just happened.

What’s just happened is the Cheryl Cole/Louis Walsh food fight is over. Cheryl is clutching her low-budget trophy while cackling like the witch that she is, because she will be declared the winner by default. The column inches don’t lie.

Cheryl’s official response to Louis’s Heat Magazine interview (“I’ve two words to say – vocal lessons”) was to phone him. Afterwards she posted these messages to her Twitter page..

Spoke to Mr. Walsh.. And he asked me to post his text as he does NOT have twitter..

‘Hello Cheryl !! Princess of pop and biggest hair in the land!!!! Let’s call a truce to all this stuff in the press and things that happened ten years ago !! We always had fun on the x factor and I always defended u against the wicked cowell !!

‘We used to have great fun and life is too short u and I always said !! I’m looking forward to your new music and think u shud come on the xfsctor live show to perform !!!!

‘Keep smiling and send me some new product !!!! Louis Walsh still on x factor !!! See u soon hello to lily and blue !! P.S are they really your eyelashes!! LOL xxxxx ‘

Via @CherylCole Twitter

The next time you get into a fight of words and slaps with a spoiled piece of junky trash remember to open a Twitter account first.

By the way, this entire fight was sponsored by ‘What’s My Name’- Universal Records.

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