I’m so glad my only spiritual achievement was caused by weed smoke. I know it completely ate my brain. That being said, it’s nice to see Suri’s scary Dad Tommy still has the ability to a eat soul away because he’s beaten every bad ass that ever infected his mind.
This morning The Daily Mail have reported on how the ’ironclad’ clause in Katie Holme’s divorce contract, which prevents their six-year-old daughter being indoctrinated into The Church of Scientology, is never going to stop the Mission Impossible star turning Suri into a blue eyed princess sitting on the golden throne of the church’s supreme court.
The Mail could be right on this because according to an article in Rolling Stone this week, (Inside Scientology: The Story of America’s Most Secretive Religion, by Janet Reitman), Count Tommy is going to take a big gay extravaganzaaaaaa ride through that divorce contract.
In her article Janet tells us about about Scientology’s hierarchy and it’s most secretive of practices. She says that Tom Cruise is an OT (operating Thetan) who sits in the church’s supreme court.
OTs are Scientology’s elite — enlightened beings who are said to have total “control” over themselves and their environment. OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings. At the highest levels, they are allegedly liberated from the physical universe, to the point where they can psychically control what Scientologists call MEST: Matter, Energy, Space and Time.
(Via: Rolling Stone)
Operating Thetan? Leave his body at will, control behavior and telepathically communicate with humans? Oh please, save me from my bong.
If Tommy could do any of these things he’d have turned Suri into a robot by now. Just programed her using only his mind, it’d be easy as that.
Yes, with the power in Tommy’s mind he could have stopped Katie strolling over to his locked closet door, holding up the key and threatening to open it.
So be afraid because what this basically means is that Tommy doesn’t need a GPS tracking system to be able to butch up and control your mind, then convince you that your happiness will come only from the holy water that’s poured over a Scientology-made robot’s head.
Yes, be very afraid.