My stomach heaves every time I see trash cans in Louboutins like Kim Kardashian getting paid millions for acting the fool.
It’s true, I would totally suck a vodka-soaked ice cube out of Paul Gascoigne’s backside if I ever thought Kim’s cloud of plastic faced dumb-bitchery served any meaningful purpose.
I know it, I’m the real idiot here, blogging away from my dining room table every day with no major reward to show for it (case in point I lost at Game Of Life ). But seriously, the only thing better than trash talking Kim Kardashian is trash talking Kerry Katona. That’s the way my ass sees it anyway.
So, here’s the news. Kim together with half sister Kendall and her boyfriend Kayne West went on a roller coaster ride yesterday. Kendall screamed, Kayne laughed and Kim cried. There you go, that was the news.
I think I learned in religious education that the sign God needs to end civilization is the sound of Kim Kardashian crying like a sausage at a barbecue. So, prepare to meet thy doom the end of the world is nigh.
Yes (believe it or not) The Daily Mail have something to say about this >> here
You’ll find Kim’s Twitter page >> here
If you want to watch Kim cry over a $75k lost earring then Young Turks have a video >> here.