Oh How The Mighty Fall: Kristen Stewart Caught Cheating.

by Mike D.W on July 25, 2012

in Celebrity

Kristen Stewart,Robert Pattinson,Rupert Sanders,Liberty Ross,Cheating,caught,married,US Weekly,linksBefore you laugh and point your finger at RPattz for being a Cartoon sex you’re doing it wrong poster boy, you should know that this picture (above) was taken while Robert was away on a How-to-live-with-a-skankie-harlot course.

Poor Robert, he’s just learning his trade so ask yourself, would you laugh at a newborn puppy if it fell on its nose while trying to walk for the first time? Yes, your evil ass would, but even so you shouldn’t call RPatz a dumb bitch who can’t see the end of his own d…., lets move on to the more important and earth-shattering news today, Robert Pattinson‘s girlfriend Kristen Stewart has been caught cheating with married film director Rupert Sanders.

Yes, this is why we have the paparazzi, one of whom sold a sizzling set of pictures to US Weekly which show Kristen spreading her saliva all over the mouth of the very married film director Rupert Sanders, who incidentally directed her in the film Snow White And The Huntsman last year.

Kristen denies that the ‘photographic evidence’ appearing in US Weekly proves she was caught anywhere near a long standing affair with Rupert and calls it a quick lapse of judgement instead.

She had her publicist call People Magazine to tell them about her “fleeting moment” in Cheatsville.

‘Kristen is absolutely devastated. It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgement. She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert.

‘It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.’

Rupert is married to Vogue model Liberty Ross. Liberty clearly knows about the affair since she re-tweeted a Marilyn Monroe quote which said something about good things falling apart so that better things can come together.

What else did Liberty Ross say? >> here

Kristen hates Twitter because the paps can follow her around >> here

Kristen and Robert, their last picture together >> here

 


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