World Of Karl Doesn’t Like Pippa Middleton’s Face.

Every time I look at Karl Lagerfeld I’m convinced that 200 years ago he had his body cryogenically frozen and kept in an underground tomb in Austria somewhere. Now, after all this time he needs to stop acting like he was born yesterday.

Even newborns who were born yesterday know that his comments on Pippa Midleton this week have come direct come the shitabyss.

Before we get into Karl Lagerfeld’s sorry excuse for a life above ground, let’s all read his original comments on Pippa, so we’re all clear.

“Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.”

(Via: The Sun.)

Because Karl is just another type of C-word his mouth continually acts like an STD campsite, infecting everything around him. Yet, whenever he makes that smug pug in a wig face and opens up on anything from Adele’s voluptuousness to Lana Del Rey being a singing breast implant I can’t help but laugh.

I know he is unappealingly smelly and but very very funny.

Links:

I know it’s a K thing but why is Kiera Knightly Karl’s biggest fan >> here

The World of Karl can be found >> here

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