50 Shades Of No Way. Posh Becks to Lunch With Angie Jolie.

This nonsense from the Daily Star’s Goss column is exactly the kind of a ‘giant lips with legs’ rumor that I’m not about to co-sign without consuming excessive amounts of caffeinated liquid.

According to them, Angelina Jolie is filming in England while Victoria Beckham is rehearsing with the Spice Girls for their Olympics closing ceremony performance.

In the next paragraph read me contradict my own stupid ass (as seen in paragraph one) as I hand you over to The Goss’s incessant gibberish blithering on about how desperate Victoria is to arrange a lunch with Angelina.

Here’s what they had to say:

‘It looks like there’s been another casualty in Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s shock divorce – poor Victoria Beckham, Victoria is desperately trying to arrange a lunch date with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt while the pair are in the UK over the summer.’

And their source….

“Victoria was hoping Brad and Angie would hang out with her and David at the Olympics but it hasn’t happened.

“But that hasn’t put her off. She has always been the ultimate networker and Angelina is one of her heroes.

“She’d love Angie to start wearing some of her outfits, especially on the red carpet.”

“Clearly, she and David won’t be hanging out with Tom and Katie any more as a foursome,”

“Posh thinks Brad and Angie would be the ideal replacement as power-couple pals.”

Via: The Goss

A lunch date? WTF’s the matter with them? Everyone knows Angie is a black pointy hat and broomstick away from the Wicked Witch of the West and that forehead vein of hers (which has a life of its own), would have Victoria spoiling her diet plan by reaching for the holy water.

No, for me the Angelina Jolie of today takes herself way too seriously for this kind of meaningless juxtaposing, because she’s far too busy saving the lives of third world orphans, sucking the life out of Brad Pitt, training her child army to take over the world and nibbling on wisps of air for nourishment.

Maybe if the luncheon was in a war torn country and they were joined by a conflicted soldier and his prisoner, yes maybe that would work.

Links:

Here’s how Victoria will see this article >> here

Take a look at Angelina’s tattoos >> here.

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