Robbie Williams has finally become a father so lets say something nice. Robbie always looks to me like he’s been sleeping under an ’85 Austin…. um this is a say something nice, I always forget that.
Robbie has been telling lies, he’s went on Radio 2 this week to tell Chris Evans that everyone in Los Angeles is an idiot. Is he serious? He’s beginning to sound like that human black cloud Morrissy. Why can’t Robbie just stop his crazy speak, join hands with Justin Bieber and sing Don’t they know it’s Christmas together?
Oh dear, that was going nowhere nice, I’ll start again.
Robbie is floating on a lake of toilet water this morning because his wife Ayda Field gave birth to a 7lbs 4oz Theodora Rose Williams yesterday. Robbie announced the birth of his daughter on Twitter when he tweeted out a link to his blog which said,
‘Praise be, it’s Theodora Rose Williams, affectionately known as Teddy….. Born 3.33pm on 18.9.12, 7Ibs 4oz
Ok then. Congratulations Robbie and Ayda. Welcome to the world Teddy R.
There. That was nice.