No, this is not the face of your friendly Avon lady who got ejected from a reading of 50 Shades of Grey down at her local library. This is the face that David Cameron ripped out of Politics Weekly a few days ago then threw it in a rubber trash can full of holy water. Yes, this is ‘Mad Nads‘ aka Tory MP Nadine Dorries.
Since I’m a Celebrity (2012) should be a non-stop shameless slut orgy, I’d like to say that Nadine’s whole look here is a scraggedy raggedy mess, none of her goes together and that hair belongs on a goat’s ass. The question here is would you hit it?
If seeing Nadine semi-topless is giving you the same tingles you get from watching an evil spirit pass into the body of a terrified chicken during an exorcism ritual then it’s probably because you’re a refined and classy adult who keeps their booze in a wine rack and votes Conservative. The question remains, would you hit it?
So, have you made your decision yet? Okay, I’ll go first. Yes, I’d hit it, but only if she entertained me first with a naked tap dance across the I’m A Celebrity campfire.