I’ve been writing too damn many of these things lately but for the second time in less than a week I’m about to write something I never thought I would – Rest in Peace, J.R. Ewing.
Yes, Larry Hagman didn’t give us the time to sit on the sofa and hug our favorite cushion (I know you have one) before the TV gently broke the news to us that everything was not okay over there in Dallas.
Larry the iconic oil man from Dallas has gone up to heaven after complications here on Earth overcame his long battle with throat cancer. Larry’s family released a statement:
“Larry was back in his beloved Dallas, re-enacting the iconic role he loved most. Larry’s family and close friends had joined him in Dallas for the Thanksgiving holiday. When he passed, he was surrounded by loved ones. It was a peaceful passing, just as he had wished for. The family requests privacy at this time.”
What is Dallas going to do now? It’s nothing without J.R. Ewing. Does Bobby have an alibi, because if not, someone should question his ass. Let’s just cancel Dallas altogether since this is obviously a LIE!
J.R. had it right for so long, so now it’s best for all of us to stay miserable and lonely while filling our empty hearts with Jim Beam. We’ll miss you J.R.
Rest In Peace Larry Hagman 1931 – 2012