Don’t You Hate It When Your Favorite Butt Cheeks Get Voted Off.

by Mike D.W on December 1, 2012

in Celebrity

David Hayes,I'm A celebrity,Butt Cheeks,Voted Off,My brain has filled with more WTF than usual today because someone is spinning me this crazy tale that David Haye’s ass has disappeared from I’m A Celebrity.

I know it’s complete bullshit but it’s kind of entertaining watching all the tabloids elaborate on all this ridiculousness. I’m not fooled by their shit because I know it’s so ridicules that I’m still going “mmmm, oh really?”

In any event if David’s beautiful pert butt has been voted off the show then it’s a conspiracy of Leverson style proportion and exactly the kind of dick pulling I’ve come to expect from the MSM.

Unless of course you females out there have all had a moment of clarity and realized only the craziest of skanky bitches would ever want to crawl into David’s bed because you know that instead of giving you kisses David might just throw your crazy ass off his proud unmentionable and then dial the Gaydar help-line.

Goodbye David, hell was right, you’re a crazy bitch on all the wrong stuff. I know we’re going to see you again on the next Jackass movie wearing a wig and a rubber vagina over your crotch. Yes, it’s been emotional.


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