Tonight, before Charlie Brooks had even finished swallowing the cockroach that wanted to jump out of her mouth Ant and Dec had crowned her Queen of this year’s I’m a Celebrity. So lets serve the wonderful Charlie with a well done and a plate of heart shaped pancakes with strawberries on the top.
I watched every Bush Tucker trial that Charlie took part in and she definitely came over as a tiny tornado of crazy who spat out her fears almost as quickly as she did the stomach heaving reptile organs which ITV kept feeding her with. All she needed was big hair, big cleavage, big heels and she’d have brought glamour to every dramatic occasion.
I guess the people of Britain just couldn’t get enough of seeing her swallow snail jizz during challenges. Sucio bitches.