What better way to herald in Christmas than by posting this glorious video footage (below) of temptation’s long lost son and daughter, medal-winning athlete Louis Smith and his dancing partner Flavia Cacace who won the converted Strictly Come Dancing glitter ball last night.
Anybody who watched Strictly Come Dancing this year will know that Louis was always the Fifty Shades of Grey favorite that kept slapping Darcy Bussel around in her dreams. Never mind that a shiny layer of warmth came over her whenever Louis covered her retinas with his bare torso, it was only a matter of time before “Louis Smith naked” became the #1 search term on Google for half the nation’s female population. It was bound to happen.
Louis’ dance partner Flavia Cacace, well she was a hot piece in every way so you really can’t blame her for causing millions of genitals across the country to pass out without help of chloroform.
And in case you’re wondering, I still think that Denise Van Outen and Kimberly Walsh were hornier than a pair of catholic priests, but who needs sanity or reason when you had the truly gorgeous Louis and Flavia.
Now, let’s roll that oh-so-beautiful footage one more time.