This Won’t Take Long.

As soon as Katie Price’s relationship with Leandro Penna was officially shoved up the exhaust pipe of a speeding bus headed directly for a fully fueled plane, Kieran Hayler started humping all the fillers out of Katie. Now, two months later their asses are married.

Which is sort of fitting I guess because whenever I kiss this bong and squint my eyes, Kieran looks like he was cut from the same piece of trash that worked so well for KP the last time round with hot to trot tranny, Roxanne.

Katie and Kieran are now overseas. The Sun say the pair married on a beach in front of six ‘guests’ at the Sandals Royal Bahamian Resort and Spa.

I’m guessing (I’m nearly sure) that Kieran has agreed not to ask for spousal support and that he’ll leave with pretty much what he arrived with, so that’ll make the divorce process pretty easy.

So. Good job Katie. Good job Blacksheep PR. Well done everyone.

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