Lateral thinking question for you. Lucie’s been in the basement mixing up the medicine, David’s sitting on the pavement thinking about the government and the man with the hot badge says a big thank you to everyone. What happened?
Come on, anyone with glittering hair-gel in their bag knows that I’m talking about Lucie Cave, the esteemed editor of Heat Magazine who’s just told David Beckham to duck into an alley way and start looking for a new best friend. He’s been paid off. Tom Daley, the man in the swim cap is in the big pen now.
Tom has beaten Becks to the top of Heat Magazine’s prestigious Hottest Hunks Of 2013 list.
Here’s what he had to say:
‘It’s surreal because I just do diving because I love doing it. For people to vote for me like this is great and I want to say a big thank you to everyone who voted, I don’t think of myself as a hunk. I just think of myself as a normal person who still goes to school, who still has to train 30 hours a week and who just gets on with life.’
Lucy says Tom’s got eleven David only ten. For me, who spends life hanging with an ink well, that seems just a little bit ironic. So all you ‘wanna be discovereds’ out there should all start taking notes.
Oh for just one moment I wish I could be you, this is the way the winds of fame blow. They’ll love all about you today. You’ll have it made. Until tomorrow. But one day you’ll turn round and watch all the frowns on all the faces. It’s then that you’ll discover, like some crazy sorrow you’re no longer where it’s at. A complete unknown. Again.
Yes Tom, you take lots of notes. Then go back to school.