Katie Price. What The Butler Saw.

by Mike D.W on January 25, 2013

in Celebrity

Katie Price,Honeymoon,Hotel,Butler,porn star,Last week a butler at the Royal Sandals hotel was wondering what a rotten orange with the hair of a My Little Pony and the eyelashes of a house brush was doing at his up market hostelry in the Bahamas. So he asked it.

Are you a porn star,” he enquired of the orange. As the lash glue trickled into her eyes Katie Price’s face began to look like a surprised frog sitting on a lily pad.

What kind of butt talk was this from a butler? It’s not like Katie had been getting her ass out or pretending to be drunk. Nor had she been melting the chrome off of some sleezy stripper pole. No. Katie had been a good demure ladylike and had followed her publicists instructions to the letter. She’d got married. On a beach. To Keiran, her haemorrhoid-faced boyfriend of six weeks. This was her honeymoon.

The hotel said it was disappointed that their butler should even think such a thing and immediately offered Katie her money back, on the proviso that she never book into their cheap-ass hotel again.

With all that being said, the butler should still be jailed because of this.

You can read all about this (and more) because Katie has written it all down in her Friday column of the Sun newspaper. (print version)

Source: The Sun


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