These Got Some Attention Today.

Michelle Heaton,new Breasts,boobies,surgery,double mastectomy,Lorraine Kelly,daybreak, RME, which stands for Rolling My Eyes is something I do when I don’t know what to say. Or I’m speechless. (I know what I said there). I’ve got to say a few words about Michelle Heaton’s new breasts. But I don’t know where to start, which is why I’m RMEing and my hands are shaking.

Some think that the term full figured is a complimentary way to describe a curvy woman and some think that full figured is a condescending way to describe a silicone-filled bimbo babe. Katie Price thinks she’s the former but she’s obviously the latter. Oh I don’t know, I’m waiting to hear Jodie Marsh’s thoughts on this.

I think we all would agree that Michelle was very brave having a double mastectomy operation recently after being told that she had an 80% chance of developing breast cancer. Michelle has since undergone reconstructive surgery and I’m sure there are many relevant and smart observations to be made here. But  I swear, after looking at that photograph above I just can’t stop my hands making the silent sign for ‘Big Girl’…..

Michelle and the members of Liberty X are appearing on ITV2’s The Big Reunion tonight so this morning the band turned up on Daybreak to talk to Lorraine Kelly. The Mail have reported that before the interview started Lorraine said to Michelle: “First of all we have to say a massive hurrah to the boobies.”

Well don’t mind my ass, since Lorraine puts it that way I’ll be clapping all night long.

The full interview can be heard here.

Source: Mail

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