We already have a thousand reality shows featuring boring ass celebrities, so why not add one more to the pile. The Danny Dyer Live Tweet Show. Danny will search squats, YMCAs and bedsits to find the next big Twitter troll. He better search gay strip clubs too. There’s some mighty fine talent in those places.
Okay, I’m all for this as long as The Chicken Troll (aka Jasmine Lennard ) co-stars in this mess! She’s one of my favorite trolls, because she looks friendly and cheery. Not at all like that evil troll MatReid94 up there in Manchester. Mat Le Troll looks like he’d lap dance a lap in a quick minute then rub your tummy with… oh I’ll stop.
The Sun think that Mat Reid is one messy troll and claim (they didn’t) that after partying and binge drinking he took exception to MrDDyer tweeting him with a Happy Birthday. Now I don’t know if this messy troll needs rehab for booze problems, but he should seek help for wearing those Jo 90 glasses in public (see below). Oh I know, some insane gay stylist told him to wear them, but we’re smarter than this, we just say nooooo!
Back on thread. When Mat received his kindly Happy Birthday tweet from Danny … well you know it’s going to be a good night if you see a troll begin a slow smile. Yes, that’s right as a happy return for his birthday tweet Mat unleashed a tirade of abuse at Danny. And it just kept on going, one tweet after another. The more Danny tried to deflect the onslaught, the faster it came.
Until Mat went one step too far that is. Mat threatened to have sex with Danny’s 13 year old daughter. That’s when one of Danny’s followers stepped in and tweeted him Mats name address and phone number.
You know what happens next.
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