Nicole Scherzinger Talking Sluts and Songs.

by Mike D.W on March 15, 2013

nicole_scherzinger-open-legs, Nicole Scherzinger,Sluts,Success,music,industry,interview, Independent, That picture above has probably wiped away any idea you might have had that feminine has a name. There’s nothing feminine about fanny fallout, but Nicole Scherzinger says that being ‘sassy and classy’ isn’t enough if you want to be successful in the music business.

Maybe it’s because Nicole’s last album was only released in the United states via their iTunes store or that she’s only been cast in a speaking role in two movies, that Nicole has told The Independent she’d be a whole lot more successful if she opened her legs more often.

“I come from the most religious family. My grandfather is a priest. And if they support me in all this, and they do, then I’m OK. I’m being sassy and classy; I’m having fun. I’m not coming from a dark place. To be honest with you, I sometimes wish I were more slutty. I’d probably be a lot more successful if I were.”

Seriously, is this former Pussycat Doll asking us to believe that successful singers like Adele flash their mystery parts to build their careers? Well if she is then that’s slightly (hugely) delusional, but I think what Nicole is really trying to say is that Adele and other successful singers are simply shameless sluts.

You might want to place your hand on the nearest bible before reading the rest of this mess, because Nicole’s delusions are contagious and you might catch a dose of them:

“This is such a tough industry, you know. To make it, you really have to sell your soul to the devil… That’s probably why I haven’t quite reached the top of my mountain. I mean, where’s my Tony Award, my Grammy, my Oscar? Why don’t I have any of those things yet?”

Clearly Nicole has huge potential as a slutty whore so, who wants to tell her? Sleep your way to the top, nothing else matters.

To read the rest of Nicole’s interview go >>here


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