Last week Perez Hilton and UsWeekly were reporting that George Clooney had quit Stacy Keibler’s toned, tanned and taut skin. Everyone in America had quotes from insiders confirming the split, everyone believed them. AND Clooney’s rep, Stan Rosenfield said diddly squat.
Today, Gordon Smart over at The Sun’s Bizzare column also ran the story. He’d done his research, checked all the gossip sites. It all looked good, so he made up an insider quote, and pressed his publish key.
However, when Cloonie’s rep read Gordon’s piece ‘silent Stan’ was incensed. INCENSED! Silent Stan immediately turned into screaming Stan and took to his Blackberry to issue this official denial:
“A story published by a London tabloid, The Sun, concerning George Clooney and Stacy Keibler is not true. Total fabrication designed to sell newspapers.”
Anyway lets try to cheer Gordon up by showing some pictures of Stacy in not a lot.