Alien Nation: Jessie J Shaves Her Head.

by Mike D.W on March 16, 2013

Jessie J,Pictures,Shaves,Shaved,head,Hair,comic relief,charity,Well well well, doesn’t bald just accentuate the ugly in a face…. and yet at the same time bald is still a beautiful thing to behold. When she shaved her head Jessie J wasn’t pulling a Britney, she didn’t want to look that horrendous, no Jessie shaved head for charity, Comic Relief, and that makes her beautiful.

Jessie’s head has a nice shape to it too, I guess. I would shave all my hair off for charity, but I’m really afraid of what’s hiding underneath. What if I had a birth mark that spelled out Big Dick? That would make sense (it wouldn’t) and might be kind of hot. Not.

jessiej_shaved

After shaving her head Jessie stepped out on stage during the BBC live show and explained why ‘nothing compares’ to looking like Sinead O’Connor:

“This programme started when I was born. I wanted to shock people. I wanted to do something that wasn’t going to last five minutes and it’s fun.”

and in a tweet to her fans:

“I am soooo thankful to everyone who has donated @rednoseday and supported me tonight! My heart is filled with happiness! Lets make a change! X”

Shaving your hair off for charity is good thing and it’s good for business too. Now that she’s done it you can expect to see Jessie’s head under a variety of wigs on the cover of all the weekly glossies. They’ll be one for every mood. A Marilyn Monroe wig, a blue wig and a long, blonde wig. Yes a shaved head sells records!

Source: mailonline


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