Of course I’m joking. Emma Watson is an odd looking woman and has a weird shaped body, so I don’t actually want to hit on her. That headline was just a play on words. It doesn’t mean domestic violence either. I don’t know why I even typed it. Silly me.
I still feel that Emma is an incredibly talented actress because she was really good in ‘Harry Potter’, and she’s funny too. If I ever met her in person that’s exactly the kind of thing I would say to her, while pretending not to look at her boobs.
Anyways, when I read on mailonline this morning that Emma has declined the role of Anastasia Steele in the film version of Fifty Shades of Grey I was very sad and started to cry. I’d been hoping I could hang around cinemas and see a bunch of pictures of Emma wearing her hanky panky underwear, but now I guess not.
On Sunday night Emma asked her Twitter followers:
‘Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life.’
Nobody answered so the mailonline took that to mean she wasn’t doing it.
I know that you’re pretending to care about Emma’s movie career, her hobbies, her interests. But I know that mostly you care about her getting topless. She knows that too. And she says NOOOooo!
I found these pictures gracing the internet….. oh shame on Google images, shame on you and shame on me too.