I got the idea to feature Dita Von Teese as our Morning Model from The Sun, who are reporting that Dita is on the cover of the latest issue of BWATT magazine.
Frankly, I’ve never heard of Bwatt magazine before today and to be honest the name is a bit misleading. My first reaction was HOLY SHIT is there really a magazine about teen girls in bikini’s and underwear? Jesus Christ, it might as well be called ‘Jailbait’ with an exclamation point at the end.
If I ran a web-site with a name like BWATT I’d probably charge £5.00 for each picture you clicked on of girls posing with their legs spread, and for multi clicking I’d offer a good deal too. I’m sure my web-mag become the world’s most popular site, with twice the traffic of Maxim.com.
Soon I’d become a multi-millionaire so naturally I’d want to give something back to society. Unfortunately I’m scared of minorities so that rules out most charities, instead I’d use my money to bribe more hot girls into taking most of their clothes off and sending us their pictures. More clicks more millions!
No I wouldn’t. I’d keep ALL my money and invest it wisely in property and shit. No I wouldn’t – I’d dip my manhood in gold and make a statue out of it.
I need to shut-up now and let Dita speak for herself.