Are All Things Bright And Beautiful In Imogen’s World?

by Mike D.W on July 7, 2013

in Celebrity

Oh look. Imogen Thomas wants you to believe it was a drunken stranger she found in her home on Friday night and not a bailiff cutting off her electric.

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Well if this isn’t the perfect opportunity to thank the God of attention seekers for looking over Imogen and keeping her safe and sound. Lets join together in a song and sing these words below to that music above:

All lies bright and beautiful,

All stories great and small,

All these lies are wonderful,

A call girl sold them all.

Each time her mouth doth open,

Another lie it brings,

She made the tabloid papers,

They pay for all these things.

All lies bright and beautiful,

All stories great and small,

All these lies are wonderful,

Imogen has sold them all.

That rancid Ryan Giggs tale,

And Adam Horsley  too,

The Sun they went and bought them,

And Mail on Line bought more.

All things bright and beautiful,

All stories great and small,

All her lies aren’t credible,

And yet she sold them all.

For the sake of good order stop singing now because the next verse begins with, The Purple Headed Mountains and the advertisers wouldn’t appreciate the path which that may lead us down.

Hallelujah and moving on…..

You know what I think? I think that drunken stranger wasn’t exactly the complete stranger Imogen made him out to be. I think he was a complete figment of her imagination.

But then again, what do I know, I read about it in The Mail. They bought it. Must be true.


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