Because I know you really, really give three damns about the Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman of the kindergarten set, here’s a story about Selena Gomez and George Shelley from the boy band Union J.
I’m afraid these two are normally a big WHATEVER from me but Dan Wooton over at the Sun On Sunday says he has their exciting news story exclusively and I can see sort of see why. (I can’t).
Essentially what Dan is reporting is how Justin Bieber’s ‘honour-offer’ girlfriend, Selena Gomez had the ‘hot-to-trots’ for Union J’s George Shelley so badly that she asked her management to book his band to gig with her at a concert in Portugal last week.
And so it came to pass….
George, Union J and Selena happily gigged the night away but when the evening of musical enchantment (?) came to an end everything got terribly flopped up and messy. According to Dan Wooton’s inside source Selena invited George back to a private party in her hotel suite in Lisbon. Never mind that the Biebs is about as thuggy and hard as a chocolate dildo, George gave zero shits about that so he happily accepted the invitation and took his delighted little ass over to Selena’s place. Apparently.
Let me hand you over to Dan’s inside source to tell you what happened:
“She [Selena] invited all the Union J boys and some other members of her entourage to her room and they had a great time drinking and dancing. Selena and George were all over each other and things got very heated. Everyone else left the room at 2am so they were able to spend the night together.”
(Via: The Sun on Sunday)
Why Dan hasn’t run this glorious example of international détente under the headline When Shelley Shaged Sellie! is anybodies guess! Perhaps what is more important to Dan is how a little lady’s G spot has just ruined Justin Bieber’s reputation as the thug leader of Hoody Rat Nation.
Frankly I don’t know why she did it but I’m really glad that she did because this entire story is equal parts of hilarious and GO little bitches GO!
Talking of taking things WTF….
Source: Sun on Sunday