Alex Jones went on The One Show yesterday and lifted up her flimsy skirt. So I saved the screen grab in an excited frenzy and then published it on the internet.
Y’know, Alex wears really boring underwear. I can’t blame her for going for polka-dot knickers, but when she’s got millions of viewers she could at least throw something a little saucy into the mix. I don’t ask for much, I’m never going to sleep with her but I do feel that I deserve a thong or something silky.
She’s just selfish. And no I don’t want to hear about how she can speak Welsh.