UKIP: Another Guardian Angel Bites The Dust – Andre Lambert Suspended.

UKIP, Twitter,suspended,Andre Lampitt,racist,Nigel Farage,If you drive by Merton General hospital this morning, you’ll probably see UKIP candidate Andre Lampitt pleading with a Nigerian born nurse to inject his bottom with the cure for racist bowel syndrome.

What Mr Lampitt really needs nursie to inject him with is something to strangle the strange feeling of rejection he’s feeling after suffering a ‘conscious uncoupling’ from a political party which is seriously losing it’s sparkle to a daily dose of scandals.

Nigel Farage was forced to suspend yet another party member from UKIP last night after reading Patrick Wintour’s (Guardian) account of Mr Lampitt’s racist chanting on Twitter.

Essentially what Patrick’s article says is that Andre Lampitt seems to think that tweeting his private thoughts, like a mature and sane individual, won’t attract the attention he craves from the media. So Andre has fired up his racist chainsaw and over the last few weeks he’s tweeted the following:

 “Get over it, slavery was an act of war you lost stop being so damn jealous and move forward.”

“Islam is not a religion its an evil organisation respecting a prophet who was a pedo [sic], didn’t he have underage wife?”

“Africa for the Africans lets them kill themselves off don’t go there”.

“Most Nigerians, are generally bad people I grew up in Africa and dare anyone to prove me wrong.”

“Miliband is not a real Brit I hope he never gets to be PM! He was only born here.”

Well, every asshole at UKIP HQ will be breathing a sigh of relief this morning because they’ll no longer have to suffer the daily enema of Mr Lampitt’s twittering. In a brief statement a party spokesman had this to say about Mr Lampitt and his tweeting:

“We are deeply shocked that Mr Lampitt has expressed such repellent views. His membership of the party has been suspended immediately pending a full disciplinary process.”

This really is the perfect moment to burst into song. So without further ado, here’s Rule Britannia, ironically sung by a German…. [youtube]http://youtu.be/yprh8ElXgbU[/youtube]

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