Thank you, Harry Styles! My job is so much easier when the jokes write themselves – an Egg McMuffin is coming your way.
Harry took his showmance to the Royal Variety Performance in London last night. Upon arrival he stopped briefly to shake hands with a more casually dressed Duchess of Cambridge.
My sources tell me that Duchie Kate simply squealed in delight the moment Harry’s hand touched hers. Later Duchie, who’s as delicate as a newborn ladybird resting on a rose petal, gushed her pleasure to waiting reporters saying, “meeting Harry was the happiest moment in my entire life.”
Yes. I find this a little hard to believe too.
And. I never knew this until today, but I really, really want to live in a castle.