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Rylan Clark Demands £300k For Exclusive Wedding Pictures.

October 18, 2014 Entertainment

When People and Hello! published exclusive pictures of the most important wedding since the Duchess of Alba married that young toy boy, I thought that both magazine’s would have to close down because their bank accounts would be empty and their employees had been sold to slave traders. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt gave all that wedding money to […]

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No Words For October 17th 2014.

October 17, 2014 Entertainment

Blowing your ass off with a firework might be the most American thing ever.   Tweet

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Kelly Brook: Faked Is As Faked Does.

October 17, 2014 Entertainment

I could post a thousand words to say that these two twassocks faked an engagement so that they could fake a seperation so that they could fake a reunion for their fake reality show which they call Love Everlasting. But I’ll save myself some time by simply saying what you’re all thinking: WHO GIVES A […]

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Amy Childs Has Broken Her Range Rover.

October 16, 2014 Entertainment

While they skip through the butterfly clouds, their cars are careering off the roads! Amy Childs got all shaken up last night after being involved in a serious car accident in north east London. The papers say that nobody else was involved in the crash and that Amy was shaken but not stirred. Amy was riding in her Range Rover at around […]

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No Words For October 16th 2014.

October 15, 2014 Entertainment

Vat’ll lern ‘im.   Tweet

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Trolls Threaten To Rape Chloe Madeley.

October 15, 2014 Entertainment

A few days ago ITV’s Loose Women star Judy Finnigan voiced an opinion about the former Sheffield United footballer Ched Evans. Readers will remember that Evans was jailed back in 2012 for rape but he’s due for release real soon. Judy had suggested that the footballing rapist should be allowed to resume his career. Judy’s comments sparked fierce debate in the newspaper columns, magazines and on social media. […]

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No Words For October 15th 2014.

October 15, 2014 Entertainment

Un-skank the skanks.   Tweet

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Meet Edward Smith, The Man Who ‘Jumps’ Cars.

October 15, 2014 Entertainment

Welcome to another slow-ass news day where nothing is going on except for this story about Edward Smith, a CAR JUMPER from the state of Washington in the U S of A. 57-year-old Edward isn’t attracted to men or women. He prefers cars. Edward loves cars. Edward jumps cars. Edward has sex with cars. It started […]

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Breast Feeding Is Like Committing Incest says Josie Cunningham.

October 14, 2014 Entertainment

Before we get into the twasted twatterlogue of a twittering twattock lets just say that Miss Piggy is not going to be happy that Josie Cunningham has stolen one of her favourite looks without asking permission. Right then lets get into this mess. Josie Cunningham has taken to Twitter and told her followers that breast feeding her baby daughter is a vile idea […]

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No Words For October 14th 2014.

October 14, 2014 Entertainment

It has to be more exciting than piano lessons.   Tweet

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Selfie Of The Week: Brooks Newmark.

October 13, 2014 Entertainment

On the subject of Tory MPs looking like rubber-faced ducks pushing gas out of their greasy fat stomachs. The fun loving Sun newspaper has now ruined everything for the former Minister for Civil Society, Mr Brooks Newmark. They’ve published a half-naked selfie the sweaty fool sent to a young mother he met on Facebook. After all it’s what the people wanted. As you’ll remember, two weeks […]

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No Words For October 13th 2014.

October 13, 2014 Entertainment

Mere mortals cannot match the all-powerful nightingale.   Tweet

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Happy 18th Birthday Lourdes.

October 13, 2014 Entertainment

Lourdes is all grown up! It was only 18 years ago that Maxim’s future “Hot Babe of the Year” came into this world and brought glamour into our dreary lives! Girls grow up so fast these days. One minute they are playing with dollies and the next minute they’re are flashing their beauty for all […]

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