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Star Trek actor Anthony Rapp has accused Kevin Spacey of making a sexual advance toward him when he was just 14 years-old.

The star has told BuzzFeed that he first met Kevin Spacey in 1986 after being invited to a party at his New York apartment.

Rapp claims he got bored with the party so went into a bedroom to watch television. Rapp then alleges that Spacey came into the room and, in one clumsy action, picked him up, threw him on to a bed and jumped on top of him.

He said that he was able to get away and went into bathroom where he shut door before deciding to leave Spacey’s apartment.

Even though his story is three decades old Rapp says that due to the numerous sexual allegations made against Harvey Weinstein now is the right time to come forward. How very #Metoo of you sir.

Quite a night.

When the story first broke Spacey’s ‘people’ initially refused to comment. However,  with the news trending on the socials, one of them told Spacey to get on Twitter and say something appropriate.

So Kevin Spacey did. He posted a statement stating that he couldn’t remember the incident. However, he was pretty sure that he didn’t try to sexually assault Rapp. He was drunk, so here’s a ‘big sorry’ if something inappropriate happened.

Spacey then announced that he was gay. Who saw that coming? 

Kevin Spacey,tweet,newsmediaimagesAdding the “Hey, I’m gay” postscript to a denial of child sexual assault seems a little tasteless to me. However, by saying that he wants to deal with the allegation ‘honestly and openly’ might take him out of Hollywood’s ‘glass closet’ and give a middle finger to his critics.

It still begs the question – who the hell puts a fourteen year old child at a drunken actors’ late night party?

Unless more actors come forward with charges against Spacey, you have to believe the public will move on from these uncorroborated charges.

More allegations…

Ignore that last paragraph. It seems the flood gates of scandal are now opening on Spacey’s past faster than a dog can lick it’s own backside.

Former US news anchor Heather Unruh has accused Spacey of assaulting a ‘loved one’.  Ms Unruh has refused to name her relative but says she wants Spacey investigated.

‘My intent is to encourage a badly needed investigation and conversation and I’ve used the hashtag #It’sNotOk to do it’

It has also just been revealed that a friend of a man who worked with Kevin Spacey at London’s Old Vic theatre is also claiming that he was ‘groped’ by the actor.

Another source (at the theatre) has just claimed that Kevin Spacey was well known for putting his hands in places where they weren’t particularly welcome. Apparently he had earned himself a reputation as ‘one to avoid.’

Y’know, now might be a good time to throw a few bucks at Netflix – get that documentary made.

Westminster Knows WhatsApp

Westminster,MPs,scandal,news,media,images,whatsAppHere’s WhatsApp in Westminster today. Whenever an MP invites a secretary into his office to discuss ‘typing errors’ he probably intends to harrass the pants off her.

Not sometimes – but every time. Here’s whats going down on WhatsApp today.

On WhatsApp’s encrypted platform some of Westminster’s female staff have created a secret group. In the group furious researchers, secretaries and personal aides have named a number of sex-pests.

All of them MPs.

While many of those accused are regarded as “the usual old suspects” others are much younger MPs.

Included on WhatsApp’s list of deviants are some of the nation’s most well known politicos. Among them are ex-Cabinet Ministers, sen­ior frontbenchers (from both Tor­y and Labour) and members of the House of Lords.

Resignations To Follow

A ‘source’ has suggested that the first MP will be outed this weekend and we should “expect a number of resignations to follow”.

On hearing of the WhatsApp list Baroness Jenkin, a close friend of Theresa May, said:

“Men used to hit on you all the time. They would say, ‘I had a dream about you last night’. These things affect people differently.”

And former Cabinet minister Maria Miller claimed:

“I experienced far more sexual harassment as an MP than in my 20-year ca­reer in advertising and marketing.”

There are two industries that hate to see their dirty laundry aired in public. Show business and politics.

Now, following revelations about film mogul Harvey Weinstein, the political sexual harassment canoe begins it’s journey up shit creek.

I’m not sure if this list of deviant MPs will be included in the next revision of the Encyclopedia of Rape Culture. Including it there seems like a gimme.

Following hideous Harvey’s fall from grace it’s been suggested that many men of power are flawed with selfish double standards. These type of men often blame their imperfections on inner demons.

Demons are a sympathetic way to characterise a man’s faults. Only gamblers, drug addicts and married men caught with their pants down have demons.

They’d have you believe that, short of a criminal conviction for wanton ejaculatory behaviour, everyone else is a mere sinner.

God forgives sinners. These men will ask you to forgive them too.

If, after hearing their pathetic excuses, you believe that God has forgiven these men, trust me – he hasn’t.

Prince Harry Introduces Meghan To The Queen.

Prince harry, Meghan Markle-queen-engaementBack in 2014 Royal watchers thought that after a string of flings Prince Harry had finally found his true love. Indeed, every royal column in every British newspaper was reporting how the 29-year old prince was dating Cressida Bonas, an actress, dancer and model.

However just a few months later sad news was announced. Royal columnists were reporting that despite a thousand impending marriage forecasts, Prince Harry and Cressida had split.

On hearing the news many Royal watchers believed there was no way the Prince’s broken heart could ever be mended. Poor Harry was lost and would probably never feel a woman’s gentle touch ever again.

But no, all the royal watchers were wrong.

Following his split from Cressida Prince Harry put his head down and went about his Royal duties with renewed vigour. Yes, Harry was done with pesky vixens acting like ladies just for a chance to join his beloved monarchy.

So Harry grew a beard and went safariing in Africa. Once there he hugged an elephant. He also visited President Obama in America who asked him about ‘ginger’ people. Was there anything he needed to fear?

Harry also created the Invictus Games and co-founded the ‘Minds Together’ program with his brother William.

Yes, Prince Harry was definitely on a mission to be remembered for all the good things he’s done for this world.

When Harry Met Markle.

It’s not clear when in 2016 Prince Harry first met Meghan Markle – another actress, dancer and model.

Many say that the pair were introduced by her friend the Soho House consultant Marcus Anderson.

What follows is an editorial decision to focus on Miss Markle’s role as wife to a prince rather than a Hollywood starlet on a mission.

Meghan Markle has all the right credentials

It’s no surprise that the Royal propaganda machine has been hard at work on a ‘Like Meghan Markle’ campaign.

Yes indeed. For the past few months the royal PR machine has ensured that the mainstream press have all been typing off the same hymn sheet. After all Fleet Street requires Royal access.

Dutiful article has followed dutiful article all detailing the good things that Meghan has done in this world. The public has the right to know that in between her workouts and occasional casting calls Meghan works for a number of global charities and…. erm, hmm, err, finks …. that’s it I’m afraid.

Anyway, the latest news is that last Thursday a Ford Galaxy with blacked out windows was waved through the gates of Buckingham Palace. It stopped at the Queen’s private entrance. It is believed that Prince Harry was officially introducing his American actress girlfriend to his grandmother.

Inevitably tongues are now wagging at the prospect of a royal engagement.

However, in some circles the fact that a member of the Royal family might marry an American divorcee is still considered quite a scandal. After all a Windsor taking up with a divorced lady isn’t without precedent.

Oh I don’t know…it’s easy to cast critical dispersions at the royal family. That is until we’re forced to admit that we’ve all helped put families like the Kardashians on the same throne of scandal.

Mostly the royals do good deeds and raise money for proper causes. They try to hide their imperfections. They’re not bad people. Adding a divorcee to the royal mix might be a good thing.

Were I the queen, I’d order some extra-marital royal dating pronto.

White Widow – Sally Jones Silenced.

Sally Jones, White Widow, Terrosrist,dead,news,media,images

It has been reported today that ISIS recruitment boss Sally Jones has been killed. Jones was killed by a Predator missile as she tried to flee the terror group’s stronghold in Al-Raqqah.

It’s no surprise that Sally Jones rose high on the Pentagon’s ‘kill list’ and  became Britain’s most-wanted woman.

Here’s why.

Sally Jones was a muslim convert who swapped Britain for ISIS back in 2013, alongside her toy-boy lover and jihadi hacker Junaid Hussain.

In 2015 Hussain was killed in a US drone strike and from that day forth the former beautician from Kent became known as ‘The White Widow.’

As the White Widow Jones began a recruitment drive for ISIS’s secret Anwar al-Awlaki battalion. The female wing. She was responsible for the training of terror recruits and match-making them to their future jihadist husbands.

It remains unclear how many of these deluded and fallacious young women the White Widow seduced into joining ISIS. Telling young girls that they’re wanted, needed and desired will allure many.

What the White Widow didn’t tell her recruits was that employment by ISIS didn’t include a pension plan, holiday entitlement nor an engagement ring.

Now, as the caliphate crumbles, the survivors emerge. They tell horrifying tales of how the ‘Real Housewives of ISIS’ were deceived.

Many of their stories reveal how the seekers of paradise arrived in Syria only to have their terrified little faces covered in black burqa bonnets rather than the matrimonial makeup they’d been expecting.

Many found themselves in bombed out kitchens chained to radiators while evil ‘chandlers of copulation’ sold them to the highest bidder.

Winning The War On Terror?

I guess you’re never going to defeat the terrorists with kisses. Despite all our laws and armies we have failed to stop susceptible teens from hooking up with the bad guys.

What the chipper revolutionaries of ISIS can’t fathom is that the war against terrorism will be won with words, satire and mocking. Not bombs.

Whilst you may think that this article alludes to being edgy it’s true purpose is to send a message.

Yes, a few skilfully chosen words are worth a thousand disenfranchised nomads.

Here’s A Message To Terrorists Everywhere…


We are the World. Can’t you see that terrorists. You’ve lost. We have over a hundred countries from which our word slingers are writing for fame and fortune.

You can’t fight that kind of primordial power with a few rusty machetes and robes that could use a good washing.

We win. Words win. The World wins.

Take some time to think about that the next time you’re raping young girls in the name of religion.

Editors Note:

We don’t often publish terrorist related content here on NMi. Sometimes one has no choice but to speak out. It will never be a terrorist bomb that defeats us, it will be our modern day infatuation with not hurting people’s feelings.

That’s not me being flippant, that’s how it’s going down.

Harvey Weinstein, allegations, source,bob Weinstein,news,media,images,When a highly successful man hides a disreputable life behind his public persona, a million people say, ‘I told you so’ even though they’d never told a soul. And so it came to pass for Hideous Harvey Weinstein.

After the New York Times published a scathing, indepth article about Harvey Weinstein several decades of pay-to-play treatment of actresses and female employees finally came to light.

The NY Times exposé went all the way back to 1997, when Hideous Harvey was a figurative giant in Hollywood. Now, in just a few days, these ‘muckety muck’ stories have travelled all the way from New York to front page of the Daily Mail.

One such story is that of Hollywood actress, Ashley Judd. She recalls being summoned to Weinstein’s hotel room for what she thought was a casting session. Once inside the room Weinstein asked her to give him a massage and then watch him take a shower. Who could possibly refuse?

Don’t think that Ashley Judd’s tale of patriarchal woe is the only one. No, the NY Times have interviewed dozens more women. Several women went on record, charging Weinstein with similar hotel room massage offers in exchange for help with their careers.

Who exposed Weinstein?

Like politics, the entertainment industry detests having it’s dirty laundry aired in public. They don’t see this kind of publicity as helpful.

It’s no surprise then that over the years Hideous Harvey was aided and abetted by many. His unravelling has exposed an entire matrix of cover-up partnerships. Not only has Hollywood remained silent, the Fourth Estate has been covering up for Weinstein for years.

Reports are suggesting that Weinstein bought reporters and paid publications for advertising in order to ensure he was never outed. Maybe Hideous Harvey should have paid the NY Times a little more.

So, after decades of sickening behavior toward women, who talked?

Sibling Rivalry

Well sibling rivalry is nothing if it isn’t a bitch. Page Six has reported that Hideous Harvey’s downfall may have come courtesy of his brother Bob Weinstein.

Apparently a “former staffer” at Weinstein’s company says that Bob, who co-founded The Weinstein Company, may have exposed Hideous Harvey as a piggish lech in order to take over their company.

Naturally Bob Weinstein has denied the allegations telling TMZ,

“ My brother Harvey is obviously a very sick man. I’ve urged him to seek immediate professional help because he is in dire need of it. His remorse and apologies to the victims of his abuse are hollow. He said he would go away for help and has yet to do so.

He has proven himself to be a world class liar and now rather than seeking help he is looking to blame others. His assertion is categorically untrue from A to Z.

I pray he gets the help that he needs and I believe that it is him behind all of these stories to distract from his own failure to get help.”

More News

In other Hideous Harvey news, The New York Times reports that Weinstein’s leave of absence from the company is now being described as indefinite.”

Also, Hideous Harvey’s wife, Georgina Chapman, has announced that she is leaving the movie mogul for good. 

More bad news came for Hideous Harvey yesterday when his attorney Lisa Bloom, who was on his damage control team, resigned. She announced she was jumping off the sinking ship as more Hideous Harvey news was revealed by Fox.

Ironically Lisa Bloom has made a career representing victims of sexual abuse.

Theresa May Coughs Her Way To A P45.

Theresa May, Tory Party, conference, coughing, news, media, images,As a general rule, a political leader should avoid delivering a speech that even an eight year old can mock. Yesterday, at the Conservative Party conference in Manchester, Theresa May did just that.

Yes, Theresa May has probably delivered the most disastrous conference speech in British political history.

During her hour long speech our esteemed Prime Minister suffered a prolonged coughing fit. Cue knight in shining armour Philip Hammond. Like a glorious example of gentlemanly conduct he leapt from his seat and handed Theresa a lozenge.

What a good fellow Hammond is turning out to be but unfortunately like most things Phillip does, it didn’t work out… Theresa’s coughing fit continued.

Today the media are treating Theresa’s coughing fit as a huge story, one to turn politics on it’s head!

Oh I know, Theresa had a coughing fit during her speech, so what? I had the hiccups for 3 days in a row last week. How’d the media miss that story?

Anyway moving on….

A few minutes later things turned from bad to worse when comedian Simon Brodkin managed to breach security. Like a slivering jellyfish he slide up to the podium and handed the now struggling party leader a fake P45 – saying, ‘Boris Johnson told me to.’

Instead of retorting, “Why thank you, Photoshop made simple, how quaint, now F-Off” Theresa accepted the fake document and continued her sputtering to the party faithful.

F-Off? What an appropriate phrase that’s turned out to be because guess what happened next? That’s right, an F in the party slogan on the wall behind Theresa suddenly fell to the floor.

Indeed this was a tumbling prophecy of impending doom – an F off the wall.

It’s no surprise that Twitter went into meltdown. With the hashtag  trending like a celebrity up-skirt the comedians did what they do best – hating themselves. No, sorry, making jokes.

 Theresa May’s speech is what happens when you give the computer generated voice that calls the floors in the Premier Inn lift more words to say.

‘Theresa May’s fight to survive was broadcast from conference live; She had a bad cough. The wall said F off and May got a P45’.

‘Even Theresa May can’t swallow the bullshit within her speech’. 

Who To Vote For…

The fact is that before the dramatic scenes unfolded in Manchester, Mrs May had been making a bold bid to turn the tables on Labour by unveiling a series of policies designed to show the Tories are on the side of hard-working families.

This was a golden opportunity for the Conservative party to chip away at Jeremy Corbyn’s lead while the voters are still trying to work out which political leader is the devil.

It failed.

Anyway since we’re talking of the devil. Socialism – let’s see, do we really support Jeremy Corbyn who wants to keep us flush with monopoly money?

Not really, I mean putting Jeremy in charge is akin to putting your teenage daughter in charge of the family credit card. One’s only response is to drive Uber nights to cover the cost.

On the other hand I’m reluctantly forced to admire Theresa’s dreams of a new and caring society. Yes, before you get your first crappy job or unwanted pregnancy or lousy marriage or mortgage or cancer, this is the time to dream of a perfect world.

However politics isn’t about childish dreams. No, it’s about manifestoes being dumped in the dustbin of reality.


Having taken a somewhat sardonic approach to the writing of this story I cannot leave it without mentioning the ongoing struggle for supremacy of the Tory Party.

There is a certain Machiavellian ruthlessness in the devious blonde bumbler, Boris Johnson. He seems to encourage the maxim that “the ends justify the means”, even if the means are rather unsavory. This rather anthropomorphic fellow with a penchant for oversized jackets is, in fact, a sly, crafty and quick opponent who, with his guile, charm and resourcefulness will catapult his mistress to back benches for eternity.

I’m sorry but you’re on your own here, Theresa.