Who else but the MailOnline could headline with the ground breaking news that Miley Cyrus is a bi-sexual rodent who is humping on the stunningly beautiful Victoria’s Secret model, Stella Maxwell.
Sometimes you get lucky but actually MoL it was the New York Daily News who first reported how Miley was ‘lesbianating’ with Stella.
“They hold hands and hug and are very comfortable together. They’re definitely together.”
However what is interesting about the MailonLine’s exposé are the accompanying pictures. How the NYDaily could tell us that Miley has an insatiable obsession for female genitalia without something as specific as these pictures is beyond me. Perhaps the NYDaily’s order of the day is to ‘always confirm the premise of a story while wearing a pink blindfold.’
Regardless, the MailOnline’s picture set definitely prove that Miley Cyrus’ ‘twataphyliac tendencies’ are the hottest news story of the day. Because these pictures are so damned exclusive NMi has no publishing rights for them. So to view them the best we can do is to send you here and here.
Warning, do be careful with This Picture as it’s slightly NSFW because Stella Maxwell appears to have her fingers in Miley’s…
That said. For some time now Miley Cyrus has been daring people to call her a lesbian so that she can respond by saying that she doesn’t like people placing labels on her sexuality.
Some day when Miley Cyrus has gained some weight and grown another beard all this will pass. And when it does Miley will then talk about her ‘experimental phase’ with some guy in a dress who works for Paper magazine.
Damn, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. If you were penning a story about coming out with a Victoria Secrets model you couldn’t find a better tear jerker than this one.
But y’know what else makes me sad? I miss the days when women in show business just rooted for the Communists and chomping on dick was an optional extra. For the men at least.
Gone are the days….
UPDATE: Thanks to Frankiescar.