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Natasha Giggs – You In Danger Girl.

02.02.2012

Natasha Giggs better set her Twitter settings to auto-respond with a link to chewable Valium for any tweet containing the words @jersey_justin death kill or die. Yup, the mental asylum has an empty crib-cage today because after sharpening his baby rattle @jersey_Justin has ran off into the countryside and turned his school poems into adorable death threats. He’s then been [...]

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Kate Middleton puppy pictures.

01.02.2012

When I went out this morning to watch my dog pee like a girl, (lazy sob won’t lift his leg), I thought about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s new puppy. Personally Kate and William don’t do it for me. Looking at them makes me feel like I’ve been slapped in the face with a pair of [...]

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Natalie’s Hairway To Heaven!

01.02.2012

I used to think Natalie Cassidy had the personality of a micro-waved dinner from Iceland but I was wrong! Natalie does have a personality and all of it says desperate. Now desperate is complete because Natalie has the hairstyle of the future. I love it! Now you too can have the hair of a dancing fist pumper, [...]

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Twatter Wars !

31.01.2012

Twatter Wars: Cheryl Cole has responded to comments made in Now magazine by MC Harvey about a secret relationship in 2010, denying all knowledge. The So Solid Crew rapper was quoted as saying they became close following her divorce from Ashley Cole. Harvey told Now Mag that he would have married Cheryl and rubbished her rumored romance with Derek Hough – he [...]

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Nicole Scherzinger, You’re Fired.

31.01.2012

Nicole Scherzinger has been fired, severed, let go by X Factor USA. So has Paula Abdul. I liked these two judges so I’m thinking of P45-ing myself out of here in sympathy. I’ve already given up on hygiene so I look like I’ve already been fired for weeks now. Anyways, back on thread. I hope Nicole’s drunk right now [...]

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Davina Works Out Desperate.

31.01.2012

Davina McCall. Say good morning to desperate. Lots of people are desperate for one reason or another. For example, today I’m desperately trying to stay sober, Amy Childs is desperate to be Katie Price, Peter Andre is desperate to be an orange and Denise Welch is always desperate for a Martini, (anytime anyplace anywhere.) After [...]

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David Beckham’s Freshly Waxed Underwear Video.

31.01.2012

David Beckham’s latest H&M underwear video has reportedly been sending straight and gay guys to salons asking for super absorbent pads curled up hamsters and tan-resistant Y-Fronts. When my significant other saw David’s latest video this is what she had to say about it, “He’s an un-talented chav with too much money. He couldn’t get any [...]