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George Clooney’s Wedding Cancelled.

September 12, 2014 Entertainment

Weddings bring out the weepy-eyed fool in me, so I’m very happy that two rich and successful people have managed to find love. However the true majesty of endless love doesn’t always run as smoothly as planned. Take George Clooney and Amal Amamuddin for example. Yesterday a rumour surfaced in America which hot hinted that George Clooney […]

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LEGALS: Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty of Culpable Homicide.

September 12, 2014 Entertainment

The prison trophy athlete we’ll always know as Oscar Pistorius has just won my Guilty Bitch of the Day, Week, Month and Year award. Yes, today in a packed court room in Pretoria Judge Masipa read out her official verdicts. She found Pistorius GUILTY of the culpable homicide of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Judge Masipa said […]

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SADS. Rest In Peace Sir Donald Sinden 1923 – 2014.

September 12, 2014 Entertainment

It’s been a tough month or so for writing “Rest in Peace” articles. It’s been like an all-you-can-weep buffet. Some of theatres’ finest have floated up to entertainment heaven this last month – Rik Mayall, Sir Richard Attenborough and Robin Williams. Well, I’m sorry to say it but this post is going to hit you straight in the feels again […]

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LEGALS: Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty.

September 11, 2014 Entertainment

Oscar Pistorius is free to shoot more intruders today after Judge Thokozile Masipa cleared him of the premeditated murder of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp because she didn’t think he’s the premeditating type. I see what you did there Judge Masipa. It’s true, the Judge made her announcement to a packed court room in Pretoria, South Africa earlier today. […]

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Gazza: Cuddles Chicken, Throws Brick, Gets Arrested.

September 11, 2014 Entertainment

The never-ending tension between Paul Gascoigne and the paps reached a fever pitch yesterday after Gazza threw a brick at one of the photographers vans parked outside his apartment. The police showed up and Paul told them his side of the story. So did the pap. They both admitted annoying each other, but only Gazza was arrested. No […]

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Rest In Peace: Richard (JAWS) Kiel 1939 – 2014.

September 11, 2014 Entertainment

Richard Kiel, best known for playing the mercenary assassin Jaws in the Bond movies The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker has died. He was 74. Richard’s death comes just a week after appearing on Radio 4’s Reunion programme with Sir Roger Moore. TMZ say Kiel died yesterday afternoon in a hospital in California. The cause of death […]

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CBB: Gary Busey Exposed.

September 9, 2014 Entertainment

It’s only a matter of time before the Ikea walls of the Celebrity Big Brother house collapse as they try to contain all the throbbing talent and perfection that resides within them. Take Gary Busey for example. Last night while Gary was sitting in the kitchen he suddenly pulled down his trousers in full view of […]

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Victoria Beckham With A Pink Rabbit Toy.

September 9, 2014 Entertainment

Here’s Victoria Beckham with a pink rabbit toy. I saw a girl buying a vibrator at the Anne Summers shop in Soho once. I can’t remember the name of the vibrator now but I knew it then and I looked it up. It was enormous. It was like a propane tank. Or maybe it was […]

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The Tale Of Maria Most Fowler And Danielle Lloyd’s Husband.

September 8, 2014 Entertainment

How do you liiiiive with youuuurself?! Answer: It’s easy when you have your best friend’s husband to lick on. Over the weekend Danielle Lloyd’s husband, Jamie O’Hara and the walking sex bomb known as Maria Most Fowler were pictured together at a hotel in Manchester. The Sun-on-Sunday got hold of some pictures of the pair leaving a night […]

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Kissing Liz Hurley Cost Julien Bharti £50,000 Pounds.

September 5, 2014 Entertainment

I bet that every night Elizabeth Hurley washes her hair with a toxin free shampoo and then brushes it 200 times before she retires to bed. She then sleeps on a silk pillow while wearing an organic negligee. I don’t know why I think that, but I do. Last night Elizabeth got ready to go to […]

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Cynical and Confused: Kim Kardashian, GQ’s Woman Of The Year Gets Naked.

September 5, 2014 Entertainment

You can’t be a pretentious sack of whining blog starch like me without being confused, cynical or both. For example, take Kim Kardashian winning the GQ Woman of the Year award the other night. That confused me. Wondering if the award had anything to do with her agreeing to get naked for their magazine, that makes me cynical. Believing that […]

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REST IN PEACE: Joan Rivers 1933 – 2014

September 5, 2014 Entertainment

This picture of 81-year-old Joan Rivers was taken a few weeks before the breaking news sirens sounded telling the world that she had died. When I first heard (last night) that Joan had passed away I screamed “No not Joan!” I then dropped to the floor and did a slow slide of sadness all the way […]

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Kanye West: The Media Are Disrespecting His Icon.

September 4, 2014 Entertainment

Kim Kardashian didn’t become famous just because she had big boobs and a huge ass. No she became famous after taking it all out for the cameras and then allowing her mother to sell the resulting sex tape to Vivid Entertainment for the price of her daughter’s mortal soul. I can only imagine the epic […]

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