Just as I was thinking that Scientology’s thetan of toupees, John Travolta always wore a well-ventilated wig to the gym someone on the internet goes and proves me wrong.
Yes, it now seems that whenever John goes for a workout he leaves his wig hair hanging on the rearview mirror in his car. Go imagine, but that picture above rather proves my point.
Actually I don’t understand why John Travolta bothers wearing a wig at all because that picture is as gay as a man can look without a penis in his mouth.
So, what’s this messy story all about? Let me hand you over to a Redditor from Florida who writes:
“I thought I was at the gym by myself at 3am, then this guy comes up to me and introduces himself.”
As you can see from the picture the lad posted to Reddit “this guy” was none other than John Travolta. But at 3am in the morning? I’m guessing now but whenever John Travolta introduces himself at that time of day he’s probably holding a tube of bottie lube in his hand. And that’s a worry for some folk.
Now the Daily Mail et-al have all asked lots of searching questions about this extraordinary news event. However, the one question none of those ‘terribles tabloïds’ have bothered to ask is the very question many of us want an answer to.
Why does John Travolta continue to behave like a horrific animal abuser by wearing a parched, tortured, half-dead Maltese doggie on his head? For example, a bit like this one (below) which he wore to the Living Legends of Aviation Awards in Los Angles recently.
But you know, John Travolta getting friendly with a chap in a gym isn’t an unusual event, but letting the fellow take a picture of him without his weave most certainly is.
And you know what else? Stocks and shares in wig making firms are now in free-fall because canny investors know that if John Travolta is becoming comfortable in public without his wig on then the market for wigs is in imminent danger of collapse.