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Prince Harry And Miss Markle.

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The Sun have just published dramatic pictures of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle leaving the Gielgud Theatre. The blurry photographs were supplied by a member of the citizen paparazzi.

Royals watchers across the world will be beside themselves as this was the first time the pair had been photographed together in public.

However the Royal Family will be furious by this invasion of Royal privacy and will probably instruct the Court of St James to file a lawsuit,

“Legal proceedings are underway after a breach of privacy occurred in London.”

I guess the legal enforcement of royal privacy is inevitable. Lets face it those infamous pictures of Prince Harry naked while partying in Las Vegas, quickly followed by a topless Kate Middleton in France drew a red line in Royal sand. 

However it goes without saying that being born Prince Harry was as sweet a roll of the dice as any child could get. All his life he’s been given chauffeurs, body guards, mountains of money and yes, girls galore.

Just for being born Prince Harry.

On the other hand some of those pesky commoners on social media might say that Prince Harry is actually living on state benefits. Is that a fair point or just snarky jealousy?

Lets consider their case. Our glorious ginger prince doesn’t have a proper job so the state pays his rent and the British tax-payer coughs up his living expenses.

So why doesn’t Prince Harry go out and find a proper job? (Er no, the DWP says that cutting ribbons is not a proper job). It might prove a good move for Prince Harry, after all getting a proper job makes a man virile and proud. (As opposed to being prematurely bald and constipated.)

Would a Royal working work? Unfortunately for those haters out there no, it wouldn’t. The Royal family do work, albeit royally and that really matters to the British economy.


Because every year thousands of foreign tourists spend millions of pounds coming to England and staring at all things royal. By putting our Royals into proper jobs would only result in those tourism pounds disappearing from the economy.

Then where would we be?

Kanye West – $30m Insurance Payout.

Kanye West, Insurance,tour,hospitalised,Remember when we all thought that being insured would save us from a fate worse than death. No? Well Kanye West certainly does.

Three days ago Kanye West was taken to UCLA Medical Center for a quick psychiatric evaluation. Two days before that he abruptly cancelled the remaining 21 dates of his Saint Pablo Tour.

Now then, over there in Los Angeles there’s a growing theory that Kanye West may have committed himself to hospital as part of an elaborate plan to collect the $30 million tour insurance money.

Seriously, it’s true. Digital Music News are saying that if Kanye West can get the doctors to diagnose him with psychosis then he stands to earn a massive insurance payout for the lost revenue he would have earned for the remainder of the Pablo tour – which was scheduled to run for another six weeks.

To successfully claim this money Kanye West would have to prove that he hadn’t done anything deliberately stupid in order to put himself into such a state.

Presumably that means the taking of mind expanding drugs – or marrying a woman he fell in love with after watching her sex tape – or humping Amber Rose into a fit of delirium.

Contrary to popular belief you can be ill and a fool all at the same time. This means, you get to walk around acting like a complete idiot and blame it on your illness. Seriously some  people think the clouds are cartoons. Others settle for stabbing strangers in tube stations.

Oh well, you know what they say – every fool has his day.

Tate Modern: New Building Opens This Week.

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Tate Modern has a new building. It was designed by Herzog & de Meuron. The new Tate Modern building will display an increasingly international view of modern and contemporary art. There will also be a greater variety of artworks from international artists.

The new Tate Modern building is ten-stories on top of The Tanks and is one of the world’s first gallery spaces dedicated to live art, film and installations.  The building’s height responds to the chimney of the existing Tate Modern building. The original building began life back in the 1950s. As a power station.

The twisting, pyramid-like shape will be a fabulous addition to London’s skyline and will offer 60% additional space for visitors to explore. From The Tanks on Level 0 visitors can travel all the way up to Level 10. Once there they will witness the spectacular new roof terrace and a 360-degree view of the river Thames, St Paul’s Cathedral and the entire London skyline.

The façade uses brickwork which matches the surface of the existing museum and yet it creates something radically new – a perforated lattice through which the interior lights of the museum glow in the night sky. The interior features raw concrete folded into the most dramatic of angles.

All in all the new Tate Modern is  a stunning way to experience art from around the world.

Architect Jacques Herzog had this to say of his company’s work;

 “The form is something between a very rational form and a very irrational form, a pyramidal shape. It’s to do with the geometries of the land parcel, but also angles that will lead people into the galleries.”

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I’m Back – With Kimberley Garner.

Kimberley Garner,ass,naked,St Tropez,News media Images,I’m back. For some time now I have not been well. AND that’s why it seems like forever since I posted anything related to show business here on NMi.

I’m a little short of practice but hey-ho lets begin. Um…. er…. with who, what, where, why, when? I know, lets begin with ex Made-In-Chelsea star Kimberley Garner. Her derrière has appeared online today looking about as thick and juicy as a big ol’ plantation peach.

Throughout the years the benefits of women wearing little or no underwear in public has been well documented by the Daily Fail. Historically this has been followed up in numerous blog postings across the globe. Today is no exception.

I know, the first rule of rebooting an old favourite is: DON’T! But if you must, you should put your own spin on it, up the budget a bit and artistically take it to places the original article failed to

Every picture tells a story but for what it’s worth here’s my take: The onshore winds pick up in the mid-afternoon. The paparazzi gather. Position yourself accordingly. After all you’ve got column inches to cover.

Lets face it Kimberley if you flirt about St. Tropez looking like this then at least you know the rent is paid. However it’s the oldest profession in the world.

Mind you if you can get away with calling it ‘consumer merchandising’ on your Instagram page, then best of luck to you.

International Day Of Peace.

World Peace day,Nmi,Mike dw,Peace,United nations,The International Day of Peace, aka World Peace Day, is observed each year on 21 September. It is dedicated to world peace and specifically the absence of war and violence. The day was first celebrated in 1981 and is kept by many nations, political groups, military groups and people all over the world.

Here are some of the world wide events being held to celebrate this auspicious day.

Check out International Day Of Peace

by Michael Wheeler at Mode

Simon Cowell: Dumped By Rita Ora.

Simon Cowell,Rita Ora,The X FactorI guess Simon Cowell has won. Over the years he’s managed to turn a bunch of emerging and talented amateurs into mega stars. He owns a super yacht, a Bentley and several properties which most people think only exist in Town and Country magazine. If life were a game of Monopoly then Simon Cowell would own Mayfair, Park Lane and all the Utilities. And yes, work that smirk.

As for his beloved X Factor show, well… it hasn’t turned out to be the ratings extravaganza that Simon Cowell had hoped for.

No, but it’s still great for the judges who get tons of exposure and lots of money for doing practically nothing.

Nothing is pretty much what Rita Ora does for a living except the X Factor have been paying her for it. That’s why it’s really hard to believe that she has pulled out of the upcoming show just before filming begins on the new series.

Really it’s true. According to sources she was offered a new judging contract but she turned it down. Here’s what they had to say.

“Losing Rita is a huge blow – she’s one of the biggest stars in the country and Simon wanted her to return.

“She was very keen to do the show but at the end of the day it didn’t work out with her other commitments around the world in music and acting.

“It means we’re going to have to go through the biggest shake-up in the history of X Factor, but maybe it will turn out for the best.”

(Via The Sun)
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Wait what? “Biggest stars in the country” Rita Ora? Is that it? You say that about someone who just slapped you in the face? Simon could’ve at least saved the words “you’re fired” and let Rita hear them for herself.

But seriously? If I were the X Factor PR then I’d say far worse things than that!

Anyway. Rita leaving now means Simon Cowell is the only judge left from last year’s line up.

Apparently, Simon hasn’t chosen any replacement yet, but the only way I’ll watch that wailing show is if the new judge is Jack Dee.

And finally allow me to introduce Mr Lee Stuart, a British artist who’s work we have set to music. You can see more of his artistic creations at the ArtPopper Website

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