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Here’s Michelle Rodriquez Naked.

August 13, 2014 Celebrity

Michelle Rodriguez. Let me start by trying to say something nice about this wanton wreck. She’s the butch Queen. A pretty pretty princess. She’s made from coke, crack and weed. She’s new, she’s creative and she redefines WTF. A few months ago Michelle was a petal scissoring light in a lesbian lurid world but she dropped her strap-on game in July […]

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Where’s Lily Allen’s Wedding Ring?

August 13, 2014 Celebrity

Once again the Daily Mail invites us to go scuba diving in the sewers of speculation after suggesting that Lily Allen is now free of the marital burdens that came with her wedding ring. In an article posted to their web site last night the tabloid ran a series of pictures which show Lily, minus […]

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Rest In Peace. Robin Williams 1951 – 2014.

August 12, 2014 Celebrity

There can be no more laughs and no more smiles. In fact there can be no mores of any kind today because Robin Williams, the funniest man in the world has died. He was just 63 years-old. Robin’s lifeless body was found last night at his home in Tiburon, California. The police think that he died after deliberately asphyxiating himself so they’re […]

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Poeming Danielle Lloyd.

August 11, 2014 Celebrity

Just look at that cute Danielle Lloyd. Even though her world has crumbled into her deep bosom cleft how could you not root for Danielle. Considering that her name is prefaced by the words “glamour model” you may find the aforegoing tale a little hard to believe. But here goes. While Danielle decides what to […]

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Boxing Promotor Frank Maloney Is Having A Sex Change.

August 10, 2014 Celebrity

Bear wrestling, old school shaving and a few other quintessential masculine past times are things of the past for former boxing promoter Frank Maloney. Sitting in a girdle so tight that he passed gas, Frank explained to the Sunday Mirror that he’s okay with slimming down his Adam’s apple, getting pig tails and starting life as a […]

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Sarah Ferguson. Going Going Gone!

August 9, 2014 Celebrity

As you know my job is to sit here, drink tea and post scandalous commentary about people who are better off than myself. I love my work. Sadly scandalous gossip is about as thin on the ground as an olive branch in Palestine right now. I’ve checked all the gossip columns this morning and all […]

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Miley And Lily – Crotches And Tongues.

August 8, 2014 Celebrity

Last night in her hometown of Nashville, Tennessee Miley Cyrus showed up to the Bridgestone Arena where she spent most of her time rubbing her genitalia in front of a bunch of kids barely old enough to have lost their first teeth. Her support act was none other than our own Lily Allen who jumped […]

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Faces Of Meth – Featuring Kim Kardashian.

August 8, 2014 Celebrity

I’m going to award Kim Kardashian an “A for effort” for trying to cover up her methface with a million plastic surgery procedures. Unfortunately, all the injecting and prodding has brought the meth out even more. Mega methface! I’m kidding. Actually there’s a good reason for why Kim looks like she should be on the cover […]

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Sorry Mrs Carter.

August 7, 2014 Celebrity

As you’ve probably heard both Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z are suffering Fifty Shades of Gloom right now because the media won’t stop saying that their slutty burqa of a marriage is on life support. It’s true. Over the last few months Messrs Media and Blog have been offering any number of reasons as to why this ego driven couple […]

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Lauren Goodger – Stunt Queen Stunts Again.

August 6, 2014 Celebrity

Surgeons have stopped surgeoning, judges have stopped judging, hookers have stopped hooking and the birds have stopped… well singing. In fact everyone has stopped EVERYTHING. And it’s all because a talentless nobody has collapsed in a pile of stunt-queen trash. The Sun are the only ones bothering to report on this today and they’re telling […]

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Lindsay Lohan Finds JK Rowling In A Bong Full Of Goldfish.

August 6, 2014 Celebrity

Praise be to the Daily Mail this morning for bringing us this picture of Lindsay Lohan. I was getting seriously sick of Justin Bieber’s wanna-be badass antics and I genuinely needed to get the bad taste out of my mouth because it was beginning to taste like deep-fried Kleenex. Anyway. THIS IS THE NEWS. Last week […]

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Babies: Name Your Price…

August 5, 2014 Celebrity

The celebrity trend for announcing the birth of their babies on InstaWitter, FaceGram or TwitBook took a turn for the worse yesterday when Katie Price’s publicist, Lauren Lunn-Farrow stole her client’s magic minge moment by releasing this short statement via Twatter yesterday: This is viral marketing at it’s efficient best but don’t worry it won’t be long before Katie’s […]

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Here’s Nicola McLean’s Husband Dancing His Marriage Away In Sin City.

August 4, 2014 Celebrity

Every time you lie you make someone die a little on the inside. It’s true. Life is a fixed plot of humiliation and treachery. Take Nicola McLean for example. Nicola has been married to her husband, Tom Williams for five years. They have two children together and live in Buckinghamshire. Tom used to have a gambling […]

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