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Kendall Jenner – Nips Out To Australia.

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As she continues with her promotional duties in Australia Kendall Jenner has not forgotten her mission. Go braless. Display nips. Show the world you’re more woman than your Dad will ever be.

Oh Kendall Jenner, showing off your nipples is about as rebellious an act as a fashion model can commit without being blacklisted as defective. Yes, ditch the bra Kendall and head off to Australia. Don’t dwell on those recurring blisters, remember your nipple’s are fast-tracking you into the MailOnline.

Now that his daughter’s barely legal bits are spread across the most popular English speaking website on Earth it’s easy to forget about Bruce, aka Caitlyn Jenner. Poor old ‘Vagina Dad’ at least his daughters are the closest thing America has to royalty.

That being said Kendall’s IQ tests might say moron her but bank account is saying genius. Seriously every time she bites her finger Calvin Klein gets a younger boyfriend. Even if she drove a reasonably priced tractor for a living the world would still regard her as a genius.

This is what salads and shiny objects are for. Success smells like this.

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Charlie Sheen: Was His HIV Undetectable?

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It seems like forever since we’ve posted anything remotely related to show-business but if the Miss Marple in you is still wondering who the Hollywood actor is with the HIV virus then the name Charlie Sheen will be all over the world’s press later today.

Sheen is scheduled to go on America’s Today Show later and according to just about everyone he will talk about how he might die from something other than cardiac arrest or asphyxiation.

Everyone knows that over the years Charlie Sheen has engaged in a ton of drugs while romping with a series of sex workers. So that’s not really news. What is news are the reports which accuse Charlie Sheen of continuing to saturate his lovers long after he was allegedly taking medication for HIV.

Really, they say that his closet is full of coked up hooker skeletons and now they’re all about to come tumbling out to haunt him.

However, according to TMZ, Charlie Sheen believes that he didn’t deceive any of his sexual partners because, after taking his medicine, his blood tests didn’t reveal the presence of the disease.

Well that’s right, Charlie Sheen also believes that 9/11 was an inside job and just about everything else that coke heads talk about in the bathroom.

I wouldn’t be too concerned. It’s not like Sheen is a drug crazed lunatic prone to involuntary fits of narcissistic rage and gun attacks.

Try and feign concern. This story isn’t funny. Pass the tea.

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PUTIN: Everybody Is Offended By Something.


PUTIN: Some people will always find a way to be offended because everybody can be offended by something. For example, using the word Muslim within ten Ramadans of the word terrorism is often followed by cries of racism and disparagement from the liberal left. It’s like taking a dump in their holy bowl of cornflakes.

Yes, everybody is offended by something. And somebody is always apologising for it.

However apologising for offending minorities isn’t standard procedure in Russia. No sir, not if this short speech (below) by President Putin is anything to go by.

The speech was reportedly given on February 4th, 2013, when the Russian President addressed the Duma, (Russian Parliament) about the tensions that exist with minorities in Russia.

In Russia, live like Russians. Any minority, from anywhere, if it wants to live in Russia, to work and eat in Russia, it should speak Russian, and should respect the Russian laws. If they prefer Sharia Law, and live the life of Muslim’s then we advise them to go to those places where that’s the state law.

Russia does not need Muslim minorities. Minorities need Russia, and we will not grant them special privileges, or try to change our laws to fit their desires, no matter how loud they yell ‘discrimination’. We will not tolerate disrespect of our Russian culture. We better learn from the suicides of America, England, Holland and France, if we are to survive as a nation.

The Muslims are taking over those countries and they will not take over Russia. The Russian customs and traditions are not compatible with the lack of culture or the primitive ways of Sharia Law and Muslims.

When this honourable legislative body thinks of creating new laws, it should have in mind the Russian national interest first, observing that the Muslims Minorities Are Not Russians.

Putin’s words quickly found their way around cyberspace, political blogs, forums, social media and email. However, there is no credible evidence that Putin actually made such a speech. No speech with those words is listed in the Speeches and Transcripts section of the President of Russia Website for February 4th, 2013 or any other date in February. And searches of the website – and the Kremlin archive pages – reveal no transcripts of such a speech.

Oh, boo hooo! It’s just a joke, not a particularly funny joke, if for no other reason than political writers didn’t know if the Duma gave Putin a five minute standing ovation or not.

Paris Attacks – The Aftermath.

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Paris Attacks: People in masks scream Allah Akbar as they storm a concert hall with AK47s and start slaughtering the entire audience. Stade de France panicked by detonating suicide vest, happy hour gone sad at Le Carillon bar and disaffected Jihadists open fire at Le Petit Cambodge.

Yes, the horror filled headlines after Islamic Terrorists went on the rampage in Paris hell bent on killing anybody not bowing to Zod. It’s hard to imagine how frightening it is when ISIS warriors enter your city because you don’t believe in somebody that they’ve never met.

We really should kick some Saudi ass and tell them there’s no more free shit or fighter planes until they stop secretly funding terrorists. We need to clean up Iraq, let our tourists back in. Afghanistan, forget about it. A thousand years of militant Mujahideen needs to be put down. Shove bombs up their horses’ asses and make them watch endless repeats of X Factor until they disembowel themselves with toilet paper rolls.

I’m sorry, was that politically incorrect? Was it as politically incorrect as, say, murdering writers and cartoonists because their magazine wasn’t particularly flattering? Tell me Jeremy Corbyn, I need to know, because this shit is spreading.

Damn, these Paris Attacks were really bad, NMi is now closing for the rest of the day while we think about that.

Rita Ora – Stripper.

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Oh Rita. Oh Rita Ora. I’ve tried so hard to dislike this feverish looking platypus but it’s just not possible. Really, it’s not. I’ve never seen such a devious plan to draw attention to oneself work out quite so well.

‘Hey, look Instagram, I’m a stripper, I’m naked.’ Cha-ching. Everybody looks. Rita wins. Game over.

That’s the plan, the whole plan and nothing but the plan. And it’s working brilliantly.

Take the other night for example. After attending the Bambi Awards in a fabulous stripper dress Rita went back to her hotel and exposed her braless cleavage for Instagram. This after ten thousand publicized incidents of girls ruining their lives after getting naked on camera.

But hey that doesn’t matter, everybody look at Rita. She’s naked. You too Fleet Street. After all that’s the plan. Yes, get Rita in the paper, all over again.

Is that weird? Not really. A lot of reasonably attractive women like to think about men eyeballing them. Hitting on them. Trying to get some. Yes, Instagram man, lock yourself in the bathroom and think about my tits.

Rita Ora is no exception. Recently she spoke to InStyle magazine and admitted that she likes men to imagine what she has under her clothes.

“Good underwear should make a woman feel comfortable – no one likes a wedgie – but it should also give you a good mind-set. You want to walk around thinking, ‘Don’t you want to know what I’ve got on under this?’”

I don’t know about you, but stripping for Instagram means taking your clothes off, all of them. Unbuttoning your blouse is not stripping. Nobody calls you a stripper when you take off your hat. Simon Cowell doesn’t strip when he gets home and changes into his cardigan and slippers. And Rita Ora is not stripping here despite what the folks in Fleet Street are saying.

Rita is one fine looking woman. And she looks rather nice in a bikini. But let’s not call her a stripper.

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Dom Pattinson – Artist To The Stars.

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Art lovers all across the world have now heard of Dom Pattinson. After all he is the artist to the stars.

George Clooney gave Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie a Dom Pattinson painting as a wedding present. Apparently Liam Gallagher is also an ardent fan of his work. Now we’re hearing that even Victoria Beckham is the owner of a Dom Pattinson painting. It’s called ‘Barbed Wire Love’ and will be revealed for the first time on Friday 13th November.

People like Dom Pattinson’s work because it’s sassy and provocative – and that’s a fundamental requirement of Urban Art.

As Urban Art becomes ever more popular, the relationship between Street Art and Graffiti Art starts to blur. Original creativity and the application of mixed media onto both canvas and paper transcends the mode-de-jour of the Graffiti Art Movement.

Many of Dom’s works surmount the boundaries that street and graffiti art impose. Because his works have been produced on traditional materials they can now be found hanging in homes, galleries and in private collections.

Dom experiments with stencil patterns using pastel palettes of bold black which he intersperses with bursts of vivid color. He also experiments with printmaking, stencilling and spray-painting. His collages and acrylics capture his unique imagination and yet they reflect our everyday life.

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Dom has also launched a stunning collection of original photographic artwork entitled “Savage Desire”. These ‘phrints’ have attracted enormous attention from both collectors and art lovers alike. Each phrint is individually enhanced or embellished by Dom which makes them both collectable and unique.