Kate Middleton Running To The Loo.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 14, 2012
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Sometimes I don’t know what’s wrong with me. My friend sends in some terrific pictures of The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton as she runs off to the loo. What do I do, turn them into gif under a ridiculous headline that I just made up out of thin air. I’m sorry but it’s a [...]

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Gary Glitter TOTP Sparks Public Outrage At BBC.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 14, 2012
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The BBC can feel proud of themselves this morning for making the channel look like a video tutorial on how to be a good pedophile. On Saturday night they aired an old episode of Top of The Pops in their series that looks back at the show during the 70′s. Who does the BBC release from it’s chest [...]

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Fabulous Kolly Ming, I mean Molly King.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 13, 2012
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If I stare long enough at this picture of Molly King I start to see a pink bunny rabbit before me. It might have been better had Fabulous magazine dressed her up like a purple Teletubby instead. Her stylist needs to spend less time dipping Molly’s face into a bowl of foundation and more time manicuring those brows. Speaking [...]

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Alexandra Burke Dumps Defoe.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 13, 2012
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Once a cheater, always a cheater. It amazes me that a creepy little troll like Jermaine Defoe has actually got TWO women to sleep with his bony ass. It’s really not surprising to read in the Sun On Sunday today that Alexandra Burke has finally dropped Jermaine’s dick from her life, probably because she’s sick of dating a filthy [...]

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BGT: And The Winner Is… PUDSEY !

by Mike D. Wheeler May 12, 2012
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Because a dog deserves to scoot its itchy ass in 5 star luxury for the rest of it’s days the country voted Pudsey the dog as the winner of Britains Got Talent tonight and the £500,000 prize that goes with. Yes, Amanda Holden can go to sleep tonight knowing the world is not a totally ugly place because The [...]

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Katie Price And Stevie Wonder: Crime and Punishment.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 12, 2012
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In 2009 Katie Price shared her thoughts with us on the subject of crime and punishment – what should happen to criminals. Back then she said the punishment should fit the crime and wanted justice served on an eye for an eye basis. She went on to explain that (in her opinion) if someone raped [...]

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Jessie J – “Impossible To Work With.”

by Mike D. Wheeler May 12, 2012
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We already knew this - Jesssie J can’t sing, she can’t act and she can’t dance. However one thing she can do is live up to her reputation as a gold-plated diva. Everyone at the BBC is finding that their spell checkers are now automatically correcting the word JESSIE to DIVA. The cast and crew of The Voice [...]

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