Pamela Anderson – Blogging On Monster May

Pamela Anderson-Theresa May-News-media-images-newsmediaimagesPamela Anderson may be a drunken slattern cake but she’s nothing like as vile as the British Prime Minister. The actress took to her blog last week and penned a scathing article which condemned Monster May as ‘the worst Prime Minister in living memory.’

In her article Pamela Anderson says that after her appearance at the scene of the Grenfell Tower fire Theresa May is on her ‘last legs.’

An excert from the post reads:

‘Theresa May, who is on her last legs. Theresa May, of the Pyhrric victory.

Theresa May, who won’t shake the hand of the victims of the Grenfell fire. Who doesn’t care about poor people. Who doesn’t care about justice or peace…

The worst Prime Minister in living memory.’

There you have it. Everybody is now playing their part –  plunging the knife into ‘Monster May’.

This might be provocative if it weren’t the millionth time that Monster May has been symbolically slaughtered in everything from graffiti wall paint to trending Facebook feeds.

Lets remove politics from the equation for a moment and remember that Pamela Anderson didn’t get where she is today by not recognising an opportunity.

No sir, Pamela Anderson seamlessly combines her two driving passions in a never ending round of braless appearances.

What would be Pamela Anderson’s greatest achievement? It’s hard to say because her passion for saving animals measures equally with her desire to throw back a couple gin and tonics.

Have any of Pamela’s achievements changed hearts and minds? I don’t know. We’re still eating hormone injected cows while the Japanese are still eating whale blubber with their Doritos. 

The animals have to be laughing at us. Damn it. Let’s eat.

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