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Katie Price: Alex Reid Stole My Phone.

by Mike D.W March 17, 2013

Reading that headline took you more time than what it will take Alex Reid to grace a police camera with his mug-shot, prance into a holding cell, and then waltz out of the station again before the ink has dried on his arrest sheet. Yes, when you mix dumb bitch, no shame and a mind cut with [...]

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Strap On Kate.

by Mike D.W November 16, 2012

The video below is totally NSFW unless your boss is okay to hear you screaming for mercy. Here’s the latest episode of Karaoke that’ll turn you into a bundle of bloody screams, so let’s go all the way with Katie Price’s first and hopefully (for the sake of everyone) her last appearance at The Tranny Shack. (That [...]

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The End Of Twat Is Nigh.

by Mike D.W November 6, 2012

I know you can’t resist the urge, so I’ll wait here while you throw your champagne cocktail over the screen. I once told myself that the part of Chantelle’s brain that knew how to read and write was lipo’ed out of her by a plastic surgeon RIP, because fat brains are gross. So she’s writing her [...]

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Twit Twat Toys And Heels.

by Mike D.W November 4, 2012

Roxanne always looks like she ransacked Pete Burn’s make-up bag for her looks but the world needs this kind of glamour and beauty. While the rest of us get all wrinkly and saggy, Roxanne will still look like this. Too be perfectly honest, I think I’m falling under her spell. She’s so freaking ridiculous that it’s kind [...]

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FILE THIS UNDER: Things You Saw On Gaydar. Part 1

by Mike D.W October 30, 2012

If you can’t see the video click here And suddenly the story took a turn for GAYSVILLE. During an interview with The Saturday Night Show’s Brendan O’Connor, Chantelle Houghton (who is looking a little like Emma Chambers from the Vicar of Dibley) flipped the ‘gay-bitch’ switch on her ex-boyfriend Alex Reid. When Brendan asked what [...]

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Twit Tells Twat You The Daddy !

by Mike D.W October 9, 2012

When life becomes a cross dressing catastrophe then I guess a Twit’s gotta do what a Twit’s gotta do. Yes, welcome to this week’s Twit-n-Twat adventure starring Chantelle Houghton and Alex Reid with a special guest appearance from Roxanne. I’m beginning to think that Twit-n-Twat should be made into some kind of cartoon because every word that [...]

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The Continuing Adventures Of Twit-n-Twat

by Mike D.W October 2, 2012

Welcome to another slow-ass Tuesday where nothing is going on except the on-going adventures of Twit-n-Twat. The epic human fail that is Chantelle Houghton (twit) has responded to the interview her ex fiancé Alex Reid (twat) gave to Now magazine last week. Writing in her weekly New! column, Chantelle says that Alex is constantly contradicting himself. [...]

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New And Now On Twit-n-Twat.

by Mike D.W September 25, 2012

Chantelle Houghton (Twit) writes in her New magazine column that the interview her ex fiancé Alex Reid (Twat) gave to Now Magazine last week has left her feeling “gutted” and “devastated”. Two weeks ago Twit-n-Twat split after Twat was arrested for kicking down the front door of their home in order to gain access to [...]

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Chantelle – A New Star In The Unhappy Space.

by Mike D.W September 11, 2012

Listening to your Mum go into detail about her bladder infection is slightly less uncomfortable than exposing your eyes to the overly forced and ludicrous ramblings of the Chantelle Houghton column in this weeks New Magazine. Everyone knows by now that Alex Reid, the plastic vibrator she brought back to life after Katie Price had dropped it into [...]

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Alex Reid Looks Like He’s Living In His Car.

by Mike D.W September 10, 2012

Nowadays life for Alex Reid isn’t as comfortable as it once was because sleeping in your car isn’t the fun time it’s cracked up to be. Darren Day told me that back in 2005 after Suzzane Shaw had kicked his cheating ass out the door and forced him to sleep in his Toyota (in a multi story in [...]

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So Then Chantelle Dumped Alex.

by Mike D.W September 7, 2012

Six months ago, Chantelle Houghton was planning a wedding, then she had a case of the babies and now her Twitter Twatter is saying that she’s renewed her membership to the Forever Alone club. After reading Alex Reid’s online apology for his violent behavior the dream bubble suddenly burst Chantelle’s head and her mind started [...]

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I Myself And Me: By Alex Reid.

by Mike D.W September 7, 2012

Today is a happy day for dumb bitches everywhere. After Alex Reid had his sorry ass arrested in the early hours of Wednesday morning Essex police have now decided not to charge him under the dumb-bitch act so they’ve released his glum face from jail. Alex is now back home again with Chantelle, all has [...]

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Alex Arrested !

by Mike D.W September 5, 2012

I should be careful what I say because I know @Only1AlexReid is following my ass on Twitter and quite honestly I don’t want to him breaking the door down to ask why my mouth has spontaneously broken into a smile this afternoon for absolutely no reason at all. Well, there is reason, a beautiful reason. [...]

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