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Chantelle Houghton’s womb is full.

15.11.2011

If you’re wondering why I’m late in wasting valuable bandwidth on a pile of ass dust like Chantelle Houghton and Alex Reid it’s because I was preparing some impromptu remarks to sling at them. The news that Chantelle Houghton is pregnant with Alex Reid’s baby has gone round like a public service announcement. Yes, the Twit who [...]

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How Alex and Chantelle became the UK’s Twit and Twat on live TV

09.10.2011

When Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married America gently placed the Twit and Twat crown on their heads and made them the nations favorite laughing matter. Now, here in the UK we have our own version of the stupid cupids. Yes, give it up for the Chantelle Houghton and Alex Reid who put the twit into [...]

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How a Mummies love is priceless, hosted by Alex Reid.

17.08.2011

I don’t want to cheapen a beautiful public moment for Carol Reid with unworthy words but her boy Alex is way too old to be sucking on a dummy or being walked in a buggy. Surely somewhere in the dating columns (resting between sugar daddies and drug-addicted pedophiles) there’s a section for ‘mummies love’. Alex Reid learnt to [...]

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Alex Reid offered gay sex.

08.07.2011

Guidance notes on how to take a perfectly innocuous comment and turn it into a meaningful tabloid headline. You’ll remember how Alex Reid was complaining to Reveal magazine about those gay for pays Phill Turner and partner Gary Cockerill ruining his sex life Phil Turner responded to Alex calling them the ‘gay mafia’ when he [...]

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Alex Reid: Sex gays and marriage.

05.07.2011

I don’t know what cluster of traveling idiots Alex Reid came from but complaining to Reveal magazine that his sex life (with Katie Price) was ruined by a pair of gay simpletons like Phill Turner and Gary Cockerill tells me he was born in a field of stupids. In return for a gin fizz Alex poured out [...]

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Alex Reid in fight outside a church with Dan Wooton.

24.04.2011

There may be some truth in that headline because I’m guessing if your boss tells you in the same breath he wants self generation and no phone hacking there’s not much else to do but to create something out of nothing. And that’s just what Dan Wooton did when he got together with Alex Reid. Remember this ‘story’ [...]

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If I were Alex Reid….

24.03.2011

Here’s four pictures of Katie Price’s mouth leaving Mahikis last night. I think you could drop a big bag of floppy dicks in there and it wouldn’t touch the sides. There are these low radiation dumbasses that stand outside clubs waiting to see people walking in and falling out. Last night they stood there for [...]