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Wino the Poo

August 26, 2010
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I am sick, very sick and I need help. Most of you already know that sometimes pictures of celebrities have a strange and profound effect on me, causing rant-a-holic outbursts some funny, some witty, some downright dark and mental. (So I’m told.)
I need to talk to someone with a calm soothing voice, a hypnotist maybe, [...]

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Mischa Barton and Amy Winehouse – Funny Farms R US

August 5, 2010
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After being chased out of America for being a certified idiot former sanction house inmate Mischa Barton is starting over, here in London.
Day trips to farms of fun stateside are prohibitively expensive, but in London they’re free. Just act like a loon on loon pills for long enough and the back to front jacket is all [...]

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Amy Winehouse takes up golf after learning to count to five.

July 26, 2010
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As soon as Amy Winehouse learnt to count to five she took up golf ….which is nice.
Golf is ideal game for Amy now that she can count to five. As Amy learns the game of golf she will soon realize she has only one handicap, her golf clubs.
For the time being at least golf [...]

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Amy Winehouse: 1x Hello = Hissy Fit

June 24, 2010
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Amy Winehouse threw a hissy at the ViceStyle.com launch party at the Reebok lounge last night.
According to a fellow party goer, Amy was busy choosing her free trainers when an unsuspecting journalist said something innocuous like ‘Hello Amy‘.
With that Amy immediately stuffed as many trainers as she could into her bag then bolted for the [...]

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Amy Winehouse: Short cut restraining orders.

June 14, 2010

According to sources Amy Winehouse is receiving 30 calls a day from Blake Fielder Civil begging her to go back to him.
And he’s reversing the charges…..

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Amy Winehouse: Says no to threesome and gets drunker than ten indians.

June 4, 2010

Poor Amy Winehouse just isn’t lucky is she. Just when she thought she’d feast on another pretty piece of flesh in Reg Traviss, it turns out he has another girlfriend. Her name is Raven Iris Holt and she’s a stripper performer.

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Amy Winehouse: Opens coffin lid to new boyfriend

June 2, 2010

Amy Winehouse is out of her coffin and has bagged herself a pretty piece of flesh. Having sucked Blake Fielder Civil’s body dry of all internal organs and needled the contents of his drug box into her veins, it’s now the turn of ‘Kray twin’ look-a-like Reggie Traviss.
With her Daddy singing his praises louder than [...]

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