Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse: Toxicology reports say no no no.

23.08.2011

Amy Winehouse’s long awaited toxicology report is in. Camden’s drug barons can relax as it seems they are not responsible for Amy’s early demise. If this report were attached to a breathalyzer test then Amy passed it with a capital P as there were no signs of illegal drugs in her system – says the report. [...]

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Amy’s crack house robbed.

11.08.2011

I’ve been robbed today, robbed of what little faith I had left in humanity after I heard that some meth smoking grandchild of a cheap Camden landlord has just robbed Amy Winehouse’s home. Bringing the countries robbing hoods to justice seems pretty simple to me. E Bay that’s where you’ll catch most of them. I know I [...]

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Mirror Mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all – Amy Winehouse’s daughter?

31.07.2011

Tina Weaver, the editor of the Sunday Mirror still believes in fairies gnomes and goblins, keeps care bears under her desk and is an avid collector of My little Pony comics. Either that or she’s high as a Christmas goose. This morning Tina is expecting us all to believe in her front page exclusive – Amy [...]

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Amy Winehouse: ‘Goodnight, my angel. Sleep tight.’

26.07.2011

What to say, what to say. Amy Winehouse, cremated this afternoon. We’ll never know what her father Mitch said today apart from he ended his eulogy by whispering, “Goodnight, my angel. Sleep tight” – to a dead daughter. If you’re not a father to a daughter, then you might not understand what that meant. I have [...]

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Amy Winehouse: An open letter to the crack dealers of Camden Town

26.07.2011

It was really hard to find a picture of Amy winehouse’s drug dealers. I searched everywhere attracting scum as I went. I thought scum was a crack dealers life, his work, his art. When it comes right down to it, scum is what made them rich. These two (above) were convicted of suppling crack- cocaine to Amy [...]

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RIP Amy Winehouse 1983-2011

23.07.2011

You’ll have heard by now that Amy Winehouse was found dead in her north London home this afternoon. At just 27 years old. All the news stations have been carrying the story so there’s not much I can add here to their obituaries. Amy’s U.S. record label issued a statement which read: ‘We are deeply [...]

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Amy in Belgrade, Winehouse by name…..

20.06.2011

Welcome to Just Friends Belgrade. Amy Winehouse drunk most of Belgrade this weekend before giving her first live appearance since 2009. If it was anyone else I’d be thinking ‘singer pretending to be drunk’ to get more attention. Amy Winehouse drunk-ing around on stage is only one on a list of things that she’s done recently. [...]