Amy Winehouse

Amy in Belgrade, Winehouse by name…..

by Mike D. Wheeler June 20, 2011
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Welcome to Just Friends Belgrade. Amy Winehouse drunk most of Belgrade this weekend before giving her first live appearance since 2009. If it was anyone else I’d be thinking ‘singer pretending to be drunk’ to get more attention. Amy Winehouse drunk-ing around on stage is only one on a list of things that she’s done recently. [...]

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Amy Winehouse: Smart monkey says Quit or Die.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 31, 2011
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If Gordon Smart over at the Sun thinks getting jiggy with the funnies is working for him then I might as well bend over and give the inland revenue a cheek full of no-no’s. The net result’s the same, nobody laughs and I go to jail. (Between here and the next paragraph I really need [...]

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What Amy did on her way to rehab.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 27, 2011
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What exactly IS rehab? I heard it’s a place where rancid booze soaked meth toking individuals leaking gunk from every puss soaked pore go and sit in a chair and pick shit out of their nails like good little crack-heads. Is that what rehab is for? I’ve never been to rehab so I don’t know. But I [...]

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Amy WineHouse: And her fag ash cleavage.

by Mike D. Wheeler October 8, 2010
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Give me enough free booze and my cab fare and I promise I’ll do it. And by the looks of it I wouldn’t be the first either. Here’s what yah get for two bottles of JD with coke to float. I want the JD first, the cab waiting, engine running. ‘Cos when ‘slap a lot’ [...]

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Britains Got Talent – but NOT Amy Winehouse

by Mike D. Wheeler September 23, 2010
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Listening to Amy Winehouse live makes you believe that Britains got no talent at all, unless you hold your breath and dip your head into a bucket full of fish and only then could Amy Winehouse sound like anything other than a screeching hag calling down a fix. Here she is fmessing up everyone’s class [...]

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Wino the Poo

by Mike D. Wheeler August 26, 2010
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Most of you already know sometimes pictures of celebrities have a strange and profound effect, causing rant-a-holic outbursts, some funny, some witty and some downright dark and mental. Sometimes you just need to talk to someone with a soothing voice or a hypnotist  to help you see things as they really are, calm your warped [...]

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Mischa Barton and Amy Winehouse – Funny Farms R US

by Mike D. Wheeler August 5, 2010
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After being chased out of America for being a certified idiot former sanction house inmate Mischa Barton is starting her act over here. Day trips to funny farms stateside are prohibitively expensive, but in London they’re all free. Just act up like a loon on loon pills for long enough and the back to front jacket [...]

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