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Hot Slut of the Day – Angelina Jolie

by Mike D. Wheeler September 9, 2010
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“Hot Slut of the Day” is Angelina Jolie. If you don’t know why Saint Angie is oozing those hotty slutty juices today then you need to stop sleeping in your garage, wipe your hands on a wall and start sending crank messages to Jennifer Aniston at Match.com, cos everyone knows that Angelina Jolie is “Hot [...]

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Angelina Jolie: What’s going on here then ?

by Mike D. Wheeler July 27, 2010
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What exactly are these vagina faced pussy mongers doing!! Checking for bush fires? Whatever they were doing Queen Jolie didn’t flap as she signed “My jolie hangs higher than yours” across any edible panties that came into range. Angelina was wearing an Adams Family dress to the Salt premiere in Japan, which set off one [...]

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Saint Angelina goes shopping for children in Moscow

by Mike D. Wheeler July 26, 2010
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” Yes you’ll do nicely “ The Jolie child support foundation hit Moscow yesterday and Mother Angelina immediately set about checking hair for lice and teeth for gaps. She quickly made a bee-line for the youngest blood in the crowd, presumably to measure her up for Maddox’s old bed. As Saint Angie lent in to [...]

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Angelina Jolie to quit acting before gay scene

by Mike D. Wheeler June 28, 2010
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Is Angelina Jolie going dollars to doughnuts? Angelina has told Vanity Fair Magazine that she doesn’t think she will be acting for “much longer”. The Tomb Raider actress said that acting helped her grow up, but now it’s not so important. “It’s not the most important thing in my life. Acting helped me as I [...]

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Brad Pitt: Jolie in Shaven Haven

by Mike D. Wheeler June 14, 2010

The beard has gone, almost. Hollywood’s biggest embarresment Brad Pitt has finally worn the skin off Angelina Jolie‘s thighs once too often and the beard has finally gone Brazilian. Click here for slightly dodgy pictures of Brad Pitt beardless var vaunit_unit_type=0; var vaunit_width=180; var vaunit_height=160; var vaunit_id=388; var vaunit_unit_type=0; var vaunit_width=300; var vaunit_height=250; var vaunit_id=546; [...]

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Angelina Jolie: World’s number one Heroine.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 13, 2010

ANGELINA JOLIE is getting her ass kicked. Today we hear that Max Factor have placed Angelina third, behind Victoria Beckham and Dannie Minogue, in the Most Glamorous Woman on Earth poll Link. That bad news comes hot on the heels of Vanity Fair Link placing Emma Watson ahead of the Beowulf actress as one of [...]

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Brangelina about to wed ?

by Mike D. Wheeler April 21, 2010

Rumors are abound that Hollywood’s hottest couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ,are about to tie the knot, get married and make it all very legal ! The rumors could have legs since the couple did visit lawyers just before Angelina started filming in Venice. At that time the visits were misinterpreted as an impending [...]

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