Ashley Cole

Ashley Cole shares his sluttery with Jemma Henley.

18.10.2011

According to some I have no modesty, no shame, nor the touch of bashfulness that could set me apart from any other degenerate in society so I guess I’ll either hang, beg, starve or die in the streets. Which brings me round nicely to Ashley Cole. I do admire a man who can withhold affection from [...]

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Ashley is off Cheryl’s ‘buckit list’

18.07.2011

According to Clemmie Moody over at 3AM Ashley’s off Cheryl’s ‘buckit list’. Clemmie is running with how Cheryl Cole had a blazing row with Ashley after she’d read how he romped with air hostess, Kerry Meades just a few hours before asking her to re-marry his craziness. (Bs and Fs they’re all the same to me sweetpea) [...]

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How to make amends and influence Cheryl.

17.07.2011

For those of you that give a shit about Ashley Cole, let me be the first to tell you that throwing a pea at his brain from 3 inches away would probably miss. Talking of 3 inches lets roll back the blanket of scandal on Ashley Cole and Kerry Meades who have been caught cheating [...]

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A Love Story.

04.07.2011

I don’t want to be left out of sugar town’s only true love story today so if you don’t mind here are my carefully chosen words on how Cheryl and Ashley Cole have regained their Romeo and Juliet status and become the nations hot celebrity couple once more amor amor. True love, how to ruin [...]

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How News of the World arranged a date for Cheryl and Ashley.

30.01.2011

Today the ‘screws’ have splashed with Cheryl’s date with Ash. Some say the News of the World is worth a pound. Some say News corp would give it away. But for now at least make up’s the only way of paying their phone bill. The online teaser to this story makes you wanna go ‘that’s [...]

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Cheryl: Tears over Ashley at Christmas

24.12.2010

This morning Cheryl Cole rushed downstairs to check the post. She was looking for a Christmas card from me @News Media Images. It wasn’t there so Cheryl burst into tears and ran back upstairs again. Is about as true as what I read in the Sun this morning. ‘SINGER Cheryl Cole fought back tears after [...]

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Ashley pulls Kayla with Intimately Yours.

16.12.2010

Ashley Cole has got himself into Kayla Collins’s Christmas stocking. When Ashley got an invite to Kayla’s party at Funky Buddha he put on his best thong, sprayed his love bits in Intimately Yours, curled his eyelashes and set out to pull a fast one. When David Beckham handed Ashley that freebie bottle of Intimately [...]