Ashley Cole

Ashley pulls Kayla with Intimately Yours.

by Mike D. Wheeler December 16, 2010
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Ashley Cole has got himself into Kayla Collins’s Christmas stocking. When Ashley got an invite to Kayla’s party at Funky Buddha he put on his best thong, sprayed his love bits in Intimately Yours, curled his eyelashes and set out to pull a fast one. When David Beckham handed Ashley that freebie bottle of Intimately [...]

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John Terry & Ashley Cole can go, “Shuuut Up”

by Mike D. Wheeler November 12, 2010
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According to sources, The Only Way is Essex has a fan base at Chelsea football club. By all accounts they’re devastated the show has reeled to an end and are hoping there’ll be a new series real soon. So into the show are they at Stamford Bridge the players are mimicking the show’s catchphrase, ” [...]

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Ashley Cole cracks one out for Jessica Lowndes

by Mike D. Wheeler October 29, 2010
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ASHLEY COLE CHASES CHERYL LOOKALIKE… Is the headline of mockery today. I watched Cheryl Cole being interviewed by that fat faced guy who used to edit the Mirror last week and truly the first thing I said to my dog was, “Murphy, she looks just like Jessica Lowndes.” Murphy agreed. One of the tabloids is [...]

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Ashley and Cheryl – Divorced

by Mike D. Wheeler September 3, 2010
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If Ashley Cole thought he could hide his text sex pestery by sliding his phone up his bottom he was sadly mistaken. When pictures of an undressed Ashley were texted to a glamor model he denied the phone was even his. But unfortunately for Ashley nobody believed him when the phone was traced and found [...]

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Cheryl Cole and Ashley enter celebrity fight club

by Mike D. Wheeler June 21, 2010
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Celebrity House swap was never like this. Cheryl and Ashley Cole’s well ordered divorce is heading into the wall as the pair cannot agree who should get custody of their house. This is what their lawyer is having to deal with.

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Ashley Cole girlfriend confirms Wag Club membership

by Mike D. Wheeler June 7, 2010

The WC are pleased to confirm that Sarah Purnell has met the criteria and minimum standards of sluttery to be granted membership of the WAG CLUB. The Wag Club welcomes Sarah Purnell aged 23, occupation lap dancer and Ashley Coles’ latest slagttention seeker !

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Cole’s Divorce: Team Wag place available

by Mike D. Wheeler May 26, 2010

Finally the divorce you’ve all been waiting for is here. Ashley and Cheryl Cole have filed a divorce petition at London’s High Court. Cheryl is not demanding £££ from Ashley who gets to keep the £6m mansion in Surrey.

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