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Britney Spears sex hair reveals night of passion

July 26, 2010
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Somewhere last week your writer was distracted by a pelican pooping in his eye socket (or something like that) because he missed this little bed head hair gem from Britney Spears.
Britney’s bed head or sex hair is that same kinky, mussed up appearance that a woman’s hair takes on after a night of  paying [...]

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Britney Spears: Smells

July 19, 2010
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If you love Britney Spears and love her scents, then you’ll be delighted to know her newest fragrance, Radiance will be hit credit card statements in late September.
If you’ve a penchant for smelling like a late afternoon at a flower market then Radience with it’s wild berries, soft dewy petals bursting with tuberose, jasmine, orange [...]

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Britney Spears Child abuser!

June 30, 2010
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Oh do behave. Here’s the latest twist in the ‘I got fired and want compensation’ saga from Fernando Flores.
The ex hired help is now telling anyone with a third ear that Britney Spears beats her children and feeds them poison.

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Britney Spears: Jason is cheating

June 11, 2010

Oops! He’s done it this time. Star magazine (in the US) says Britney’s man Jason Trawick is secretly seeing his ex PA, Jessca Steindorff !
This arrives on the Spears doormat following accusations that she sexually harassed her former bodyguard Fernando Flores.
Britney tweeted last night.
‘Sitting with Jason. He just played me my favorite new song of [...]

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Britney Spears: To freeze and return as the Ice Maiden… in 4000ad

May 26, 2010

Britney Spears wants to become The Ice Maiden after she dies and comes back to life in a Jesus style resurrection.
On a recent visit to an amusement park Britney took one look at a giant Micky Mouse and felt the compulsion to be cryogenically frozen after her death.

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How a Puff stole Britney Spears hair extensions in a gay bar !

May 13, 2010

This is the story of how BRITNEY SPEARS, her bra and a body guard did lunch at renowned gay venue, The Abbey in Los Angeles yesterday and how Britney got to leave with a brand new hair style.
Having arrived in a media scrum the size of her native Texas, Britney, her bra and a body [...]

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Britney Spears wearing bra coke and a smile.

May 10, 2010

BRITNEY SPEARS was wearing a bra. Her dad Jamie will be pleased that his written warning letter to Britney ’s security has clearly done the trick.
Only last week Jamie threatened to fire any security man who allowed his daughter’s breasts to venture out bra-less and swinging like pendulums on a rollercoaster.
Yesterday,nobody seemed to notice Britney’s [...]

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