Britney Spears

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Britney Spears Is Scaring People.

October 28, 2013 Celebrity

Britney Spears may look like a guinea pig found behind a makeup product testing lab, but at least her music is being put to good use. The Sun+ are saying that her songs, ‘Baby One More Time’ and ‘Oops! I Did It Again’ are being used to scare Somali pirates away from British merchant shipping in […]

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Britney Spears: ‘Work Bitch’ – The Video.

October 2, 2013 Celebrity

For those who care it’s Dolly Molly here again, your favourite blasphemer from the land of popular culture. Today I’m going to prattle on about Britney Spears who has just released the full length video to her new single ‘Work Bitch’ – which sounds like a hyper symphony of robots to me so I don’t have to tell […]

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Here’s Work B**ch! – The Jolly Bongo Ding-Dong Tune. by Britney Spears.

September 16, 2013 Celebrity

This morning my iPad turned my bedroom into the midday dance fusion class which our gym runs for the gay and lesbian membership. Suddenly I had my pink sleeveless tank top on and I was hula-hooping my way around the bed while this new song from Britney Spears jack hammered it’s repetitive and robotic symphony into my […]

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Jason And The Brit-Brit Split.

January 12, 2013 Celebrity

I guess if you noticed that your fiancée was halfway through morphing into a Shetland pony then you too would call time on your relationship. That’s exactly what Jason Trawick has just done with Britney Spears. Sadly the time came for Jason when he felt he had no choice but to tell Britney that he was […]

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LEGALS: Britney Settles Sexual Harassment Case With Former Body-Guard.

September 12, 2012 Celebrity

Britney Spear’s Kentucky fried soul isn’t creaming itself today because she’s just found out that her boyfriend Jason Trawick has been hiding her meds in her profiteroles. Neither are Britney’s feet marinating in asparagus sirup because her Mum, Lyn Spears has just delivered a crate of cakes, lollies, cake, lollies and more caaaaaaaake. No. The girls and […]

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X Factor: Britney Diva Spears Has Some Demands.

May 24, 2012 Celebrity

Ever since Britney Spears was no longer able to represent drunk slutty wrecks (you have Daddy Spears to thank for that) chemists have been trying to develop an industrial strength formula for her unique needs. Well, they just need to come up with scents which are the opposite of McDonalds, Starbucks and irregular showering. Maybe something to […]

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Britney Looks Like She’s Hearing The Voices Again.

May 16, 2012 Celebrity

When Daddy Spears took over as Britney’s new brain he kicked out everyone who knew her pin-code or supplied her with Big Macs Frappuccinos or hair clippers. Did she even look at the footage of her shaving her own head? I’m sure Britney was thinking of this while she was listening to Simon Cowell confirm […]

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Here’s Britney Spears, My Favorite Trailer Park Angel.

May 9, 2012 Celebrity

Would Britney Spears still be around if it wasn’t for her unique talent and angelic being? Of course she would, even Simon Cowell knows a face that looks like Chewbacca is good for ratings. I know in these pictures taken yesterday Britney looks like she has fallen face down into a bag of misery but there’s […]

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X Factor – Britney Agrees $15m Contract For One More Mime.

April 12, 2012 Celebrity

Simon Cowell’s dream of decorating an empty judge’s chair with a trailer park flower has just come true. Britney Spears, pure talent, magnetic being and world famous lip-syncer has signed a $15m contract to judge his American X Factor. Oddly enough contract negotiations weren’t derailed by Britney insisting she judges contestants while sitting in a trash can full of yellow spongy junk […]

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Britney’s Femme fatale flab flop.

October 30, 2011 Celebrity

Take a trip over to Adrian Thrills at The Mail if you want a more detailed review of last weeks opening of Britney Spear’s Femme Fatal tour at the O2. Over here we’ll continue with the usual business of fault picking and making discourteous remarks. No Brit Brit come back could be complete without her crotch thespian fans […]

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How Glamour turned Darryn Lyon’s used body fat into Britney Spears.

September 17, 2011 Celebrity

Britney Spears might think she looks all kinds of good in this month’s Glamour magazine but those back room bitches sure screwed the hell out of Photoshop’s Body Parts tool when they created this picture. I doubt if Brit Brit even had to show up for this photo-shoot because seriously all these parts are complete strangers […]

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Britney Spears another whopper.

January 18, 2011 Celebrity

Here’s a simple question. Why is Britney Spears such a fat bloated lump? Is it, A) She eats too many tins of Heinz beanz? B) She drinks too much lentil and leak soup? C) She’s found more McDonalds face space? Anyone guessing C, well done you! Britney has been wandering around LA looking like a kicked in shit […]

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Brits slap-a-twat-tweet says: “Kiss my lily white ass.”

December 3, 2010 Celebrity

Britney Spears sent a ‘slap-a-twat-tweet‘ over to Star Magazine, Jason Alexander and Radar online last night over their ‘Jason beat me up’ story which was fronted by Star mag earlier this week. Shortly afterward publication Radar online published an audio tape claiming to be Brit Brit telling Jason Alexander the truth, the whole truth and […]

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