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Britney’s Femme fatale flab flop.

30.10.2011
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Take a trip over to Adrian Thrills at The Mail if you want a more detailed review of last weeks opening of Britney Spear’s Femme Fatal tour at the O2. Over here we’ll continue with the usual business of fault picking and making discourteous remarks. No Brit Brit come back could be complete without her crotch thespian fans [...]

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How Glamour turned Darryn Lyon’s used body fat into Britney Spears.

17.09.2011
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Britney Spears might think she looks all kinds of good in this month’s Glamour magazine but those back room bitches sure screwed the hell out of Photoshop’s Body Parts tool when they created this picture. I doubt if Brit Brit even had to show up for this photo-shoot because seriously all these parts are complete strangers [...]

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Britney Spears another whopper.

18.01.2011
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Here’s a simple question. Why is Britney Spears such a fat bloated lump? Is it, A) She eats too many tins of Heinz beanz? B) She drinks too much lentil and leak soup? C) She’s found more McDonalds face space? Anyone guessing C, well done you! Britney has been wandering around LA looking like a kicked in shit [...]

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Brits slap-a-twat-tweet says: “Kiss my lily white ass.”

03.12.2010
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Britney Spears sent a ‘slap-a-twat-tweet‘ over to Star Magazine, Jason Alexander and Radar online last night over their ‘Jason beat me up’ story which was fronted by Star mag earlier this week. Shortly afterward publication Radar online published an audio tape claiming to be Brit Brit telling Jason Alexander the truth, the whole truth and [...]

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Britney Spears: “Jason beat me up” says Star

01.12.2010
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STAR magazine USA have gone for the coveted pen up the ass award this week by running a cover and story combo alleging Britney Spears is being beaten like a red haired step child by her fiancee Jason Trawick. Star magazine’s story includes details that will stun her fans around the world and paint an altogether [...]

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Britney Spears sex hair reveals night of passion

26.07.2010
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Somewhere last week your writer was distracted by a pelican pooping in his eye socket (or something like that) because he missed this little bed head hair gem from Britney Spears. Britney’s bed head or sex hair is that same kinky, mussed up appearance that a woman’s hair takes on after a night of  paying [...]

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Britney Spears: Smells

19.07.2010
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If you love Britney Spears and love her scents, then you’ll be delighted to know her newest fragrance, Radiance will be hit credit card statements in late September. If you’ve a penchant for smelling like a late afternoon at a flower market then Radience with it’s wild berries, soft dewy petals bursting with tuberose, jasmine, [...]

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