britney Spears

Jason And The Brit-Brit Split.

by Mike D.W January 12, 2013

I guess if you noticed that your fiancée was halfway through morphing into a Shetland pony then you too would call time on your relationship. That’s exactly what Jason Trawick has just done with Britney Spears. Sadly the time came for Jason when he felt he had no choice but to tell Britney that he was [...]

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LEGALS: Britney Settles Sexual Harassment Case With Former Body-Guard.

by Mike D.W September 12, 2012

Britney Spear’s Kentucky fried soul isn’t creaming itself today because she’s just found out that her boyfriend Jason Trawick has been hiding her meds in her profiteroles. Neither are Britney’s feet marinating in asparagus sirup because her Mum, Lyn Spears has just delivered a crate of cakes, lollies, cake, lollies and more caaaaaaaake. No. The girls and [...]

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X Factor: Britney Diva Spears Has Some Demands.

by Mike D.W May 24, 2012

Ever since Britney Spears was no longer able to represent drunk slutty wrecks (you have Daddy Spears to thank for that) chemists have been trying to develop an industrial strength formula for her unique needs. Well, they just need to come up with scents which are the opposite of McDonalds, Starbucks and irregular showering. Maybe something to [...]

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Britney Looks Like She’s Hearing The Voices Again.

by Mike D.W May 16, 2012

When Daddy Spears took over as Britney’s new brain he kicked out everyone who knew her pin-code or supplied her with Big Macs Frappuccinos or hair clippers. Did she even look at the footage of her shaving her own head? I’m sure Britney was thinking of this while she was listening to Simon Cowell confirm [...]

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Here’s Britney Spears, My Favorite Trailer Park Angel.

by Mike D.W May 9, 2012

Would Britney Spears still be around if it wasn’t for her unique talent and angelic being? Of course she would, even Simon Cowell knows a face that looks like Chewbacca is good for ratings. I know in these pictures taken yesterday Britney looks like she has fallen face down into a bag of misery but there’s [...]

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X Factor – Britney Agrees $15m Contract For One More Mime.

by Mike D.W April 12, 2012

Simon Cowell’s dream of decorating an empty judge’s chair with a trailer park flower has just come true. Britney Spears, pure talent, magnetic being and world famous lip-syncer has signed a $15m contract to judge his American X Factor. Oddly enough contract negotiations weren’t derailed by Britney insisting she judges contestants while sitting in a trash can full of yellow spongy junk [...]

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Britney’s Femme fatale flab flop.

by Mike D.W October 30, 2011

Take a trip over to Adrian Thrills at The Mail if you want a more detailed review of last weeks opening of Britney Spear’s Femme Fatal tour at the O2. Over here we’ll continue with the usual business of fault picking and making discourteous remarks. No Brit Brit come back could be complete without her crotch thespian fans [...]

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How Glamour turned Darryn Lyon’s used body fat into Britney Spears.

by Mike D.W September 17, 2011

Britney Spears might think she looks all kinds of good in this month’s Glamour magazine but those back room bitches sure screwed the hell out of Photoshop’s Body Parts tool when they created this picture. I doubt if Brit Brit even had to show up for this photo-shoot because seriously all these parts are complete strangers [...]

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Britney Spears another whopper.

by Mike D.W January 18, 2011

Here’s a simple question. Why is Britney Spears such a fat bloated lump? Is it, A) She eats too many tins of Heinz beanz? B) She drinks too much lentil and leak soup? C) She’s found more McDonalds face space? Anyone guessing C, well done you! Britney has been wandering around LA looking like a kicked in shit [...]

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Brits slap-a-twat-tweet says: “Kiss my lily white ass.”

by Mike D.W December 3, 2010

Britney Spears sent a ‘slap-a-twat-tweet‘ over to Star Magazine, Jason Alexander and Radar online last night over their ‘Jason beat me up’ story which was fronted by Star mag earlier this week. Shortly afterward publication Radar online published an audio tape claiming to be Brit Brit telling Jason Alexander the truth, the whole truth and [...]

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Britney Spears: “Jason beat me up” says Star

by Mike D.W December 1, 2010

STAR magazine USA have gone for the coveted pen up the ass award this week by running a cover and story combo alleging Britney Spears is being beaten like a red haired step child by her fiancee Jason Trawick. Star magazine’s story includes details that will stun her fans around the world and paint an altogether [...]

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Britney Spears sex hair reveals night of passion

by Mike D.W July 26, 2010

Somewhere last week your writer was distracted by a pelican pooping in his eye socket (or something like that) because he missed this little bed head hair gem from Britney Spears. Britney’s bed head or sex hair is that same kinky, mussed up appearance that a woman’s hair takes on after a night of paying [...]

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Britney Spears: Smells

by Mike D.W July 19, 2010

If you love Britney Spears and love her scents, then you’ll be delighted to know her newest fragrance, Radiance will be hit credit card statements in late September. If you’ve a penchant for smelling like a late afternoon at a flower market then Radience with it’s wild berries, soft dewy petals bursting with tuberose, jasmine, [...]

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