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Britney Spears: “Jason beat me up” says Star

by Mike D. Wheeler December 1, 2010
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STAR magazine USA have gone for the coveted pen up the ass award this week by running a cover and story combo alleging Britney Spears is being beaten like a red haired step child by her fiancee Jason Trawick. Star magazine’s story includes details that will stun her fans around the world and paint an altogether [...]

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Britney Spears sex hair reveals night of passion

by Mike D. Wheeler July 26, 2010
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Somewhere last week your writer was distracted by a pelican pooping in his eye socket (or something like that) because he missed this little bed head hair gem from Britney Spears. Britney’s bed head or sex hair is that same kinky, mussed up appearance that a woman’s hair takes on after a night of  paying [...]

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Britney Spears: Smells

by Mike D. Wheeler July 19, 2010
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If you love Britney Spears and love her scents, then you’ll be delighted to know her newest fragrance, Radiance will be hit credit card statements in late September. If you’ve a penchant for smelling like a late afternoon at a flower market then Radience with it’s wild berries, soft dewy petals bursting with tuberose, jasmine, [...]

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Britney Spears Child abuser!

by Mike D. Wheeler June 30, 2010
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Oh do behave. Here’s the latest twist in the ‘I got fired and want compensation’ saga from Fernando Flores. The ex hired help is now telling anyone with a third ear that Britney Spears beats her children and feeds them poison.

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Britney Spears: To freeze and return as the Ice Maiden… in 4000ad

by Mike D. Wheeler May 26, 2010

Britney Spears wants to become The Ice Maiden after she dies and comes back to life in a Jesus style resurrection. On a recent visit to an amusement park Britney took one look at a giant Micky Mouse and felt the compulsion to be cryogenically frozen after her death.

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How a Puff stole Britney Spears hair extensions in a gay bar !

by Mike D. Wheeler May 13, 2010

  This is the story of how BRITNEY SPEARS, her bra and a body guard did lunch at renowned gay venue, The Abbey in Los Angeles yesterday and how Britney got to leave with a brand new hair style. Having arrived in a media scrum the size of her native Texas, Britney, her bra and [...]

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Britney Spears wearing bra coke and a smile.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 10, 2010

BRITNEY SPEARS was wearing a bra. Her dad Jamie will be pleased that his written warning letter to Britney ‘s security has clearly done the trick. Only last week Jamie threatened to fire any security man who allowed his daughter’s breasts to venture out bra-less and swinging like pendulums on a rollercoaster. Yesterday,nobody seemed to [...]

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