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Cheryl and Kermit: Separated At Birth.

October 20, 2014 Entertainment

Since it’s another slow-ass news day this is probably the most interesting thing I’ve seen all morning. And yes, I’ve only been up for an hour, but still! On Saturday night’s X Factor, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attempted to wow the nation by wearing a bright green Lanvin gown complete with gigantic ruffles on one shoulder. The Peoples of […]

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In Super-Secret Wedding News, Cheryl And Jean-Bernard Got Married.

July 14, 2014 Entertainment

X Factor mistress Cheryl Cole and her international modelling treasure, Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini have been together for 3 months (which is 3 years in celebrity years) so I guess they figured they’d had a good enough run and it was time for them to ruin everything by getting married. Start the conscious uncoupling clock! All the papers are reporting how Cheryl and […]

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Happy Birthday Cheryl Cole.

June 30, 2014 Entertainment

31 years ago today the gods gifted the world with the Earth angel that is Cheryl Cole. Whilst her redoubtable and determined mother Joan Callaghan celebrated the birth of her precious daughter ATM machines toasted the arrival of their new shopping partner with a digital rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’. Each year, on the the occasion of […]

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No, We’re Not In Crazy Stupid Love With Cheryl Cole.

June 8, 2014 Entertainment

Cheryl Cole took to the stage of Britain’s Got Talent last night and gave the nation a rendition of her new single Crazy Stupid Love. Let’s cut to the chase, if Cheryl is hoping this abomination she calls music will reignite her pop career then Polydor need to issue an apology to the music industry. Seriously, this is an entirely new kind […]

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Cheryl Cole WoW Factors Cannes.

May 21, 2014 Entertainment

Just a few weeks ago Cheryl Cole’s career was all set to join ‘The Dole Factor’ but yesterday, at the Cannes Film Festival, she joined ‘The WoW Factor’ instead. The WoW Factor is even bigger than the Dole Factor so Job Seekers can go screw itself. But don’t listen to me because there are some beautiful heroines in our midst, they’re all around us, everyday, if […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Cheryl Cole Posts A Selfie.

May 19, 2014 Entertainment

It’s funny, I don’t seem to recall when old men started flooding social media with nude selfies claiming 70 is the new 50. I see these guys at the gym all the time now. Yes, elder statesmen with ripped bodies, unusually tanned skin and hair transplants. I guess if it makes them happy but please, don’t start […]

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Has Cheryl Cole Snapped?

March 26, 2014 Entertainment

A few hours ago a rock star and ruiner of an entire generation of hair styles reportedly ‘snapped’ while she was in South Africa.  Seriously, The Sun’s Bizarre column led with the story. Here’s a screen grab of the headline. I snapped my eye rolling muscles while reading that headline because it’s ridiculous and The Sun are […]

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This One Is No Longer Unemployed….

March 11, 2014 Entertainment

The national predicament that you gave zero damns about is over. Cheryl Cole. One day she was out, the next day she was in, then she was out again and now she’s officially in. At a press conference later today ITV will confirm that Cheryl Cole’s dreams have been uncrushed by Simon Cowell and that she’ll be taking her […]

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Simple Simon Says I’m Coming Home.

November 22, 2013 Entertainment

Over there in America the future is not looking glamorously glorious for Simon Cowell and his X Factor show. After some baseball series booted his ass off the air for three weeks the New York Post suggested that Simon was called into the studio where they shoot the show and told to sterilise the stench left behind […]

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Random Instagrams For Sunday 3rd November.

November 3, 2013 Entertainment

Welcome to this Sunday’s Random Instagrams, the weekly post where we take a brief look at some of the glittery gifts presented to us on Instagram by celebrities with budgets of almost zero and wardrobes a million times more stylish than anything the House of Horror could ever design. This is not the way I wanted to start […]

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Random Instagrams For Sunday 28th October.

October 27, 2013 Entertainment

Oh I know, on any given day NMi looks like it’s been peeled off a bathroom floor, sprayed down with a hose and then pushed out the door looking like a hangover. Because one never knows when some uncouth celebrity is going to leave their broken dreams on the floor of a tabloid newspaper our […]

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Cheryl Cole’s Horny Face. by Nikko Hurtado.

September 12, 2013 Entertainment

Remember Nikko Hurtado, the guy who tattooed one of England’s finest red roses onto Cheryl Cole’s bottom? Well there’s more to Nikko-the-inkio than we first thought. Nikko is also a rather fine artist who can paint on canvass too, but rather than paint boring old landscapes, this modern day Frans Hal paints resplendent portraits instead. Recently he decided to […]

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Cheryl’s Rosie Cheeks.

August 25, 2013 Entertainment

Because nothing is more artistic than a needle crashing into a ballpoint pen American tattoo artist Nikko Hurtado sent the above picture of Cheryl Cole’s creepy-ass tattoo up to his Instagram page on Saturday. Well of course the list of crappy celebrity tattoos wouldn’t be complete without Cheryl’s tribute to the BBC’s Gardeners World but the reaction on Twitter was mixed. Some asked why it looks […]

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