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Has Cheryl Cole Snapped?

by Mike D.W March 26, 2014

A few hours ago a rock star and ruiner of an entire generation of hair styles reportedly ‘snapped’ while she was in South Africa.  Seriously, The Sun’s Bizarre column led with the story. Here’s a screen grab of the headline. I snapped my eye rolling muscles while reading that headline because it’s ridiculous and The Sun are […]

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This One Is No Longer Unemployed….

by Mike D.W March 11, 2014

The national predicament that you gave zero damns about is over. Cheryl Cole. One day she was out, the next day she was in, then she was out again and now she’s officially in. At a press conference later today ITV will confirm that Cheryl Cole’s dreams have been uncrushed by Simon Cowell and that she’ll be taking her […]

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Simple Simon Says I’m Coming Home.

by Mike D.W November 22, 2013

Over there in America the future is not looking glamorously glorious for Simon Cowell and his X Factor show. After some baseball series booted his ass off the air for three weeks the New York Post suggested that Simon was called into the studio where they shoot the show and told to sterilise the stench left behind […]

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Random Instagrams For Sunday 3rd November.

by Mike D.W November 3, 2013

Welcome to this Sunday’s Random Instagrams, the weekly post where we take a brief look at some of the glittery gifts presented to us on Instagram by celebrities with budgets of almost zero and wardrobes a million times more stylish than anything the House of Horror could ever design. This is not the way I wanted to start […]

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Random Instagrams For Sunday 28th October.

by Mike D.W October 27, 2013

Oh I know, on any given day NMi looks like it’s been peeled off a bathroom floor, sprayed down with a hose and then pushed out the door looking like a hangover. Because one never knows when some uncouth celebrity is going to leave their broken dreams on the floor of a tabloid newspaper our […]

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Cheryl Cole’s Horny Face. by Nikko Hurtado.

by Mike D.W September 12, 2013

Remember Nikko Hurtado, the guy who tattooed one of England’s finest red roses onto Cheryl Cole’s bottom? Well there’s more to Nikko-the-inkio than we first thought. Nikko is also a rather fine artist who can paint on canvass too, but rather than paint boring old landscapes, this modern day Frans Hal paints resplendent portraits instead. Recently he decided to […]

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Cheryl’s Rosie Cheeks.

by Mike D.W August 25, 2013

Because nothing is more artistic than a needle crashing into a ballpoint pen American tattoo artist Nikko Hurtado sent the above picture of Cheryl Cole’s creepy-ass tattoo up to his Instagram page on Saturday. Well of course the list of crappy celebrity tattoos wouldn’t be complete without Cheryl’s tribute to the BBC’s Gardeners World but the reaction on Twitter was mixed. Some asked why it looks […]

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Cheryl Cole Make Up.

by Mike D.W August 2, 2013

It seems like forever since we’ve had a proper ‘fit for a lunatic’ bite on Cheryl Cole’s ass so let me tell you what someone told me about her recently. When Cheryl was a little girl she tried to tie her two goldfish together hoping it would make them have babies. I told a lie […]

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Morning Model: Cheryl Cole.

by Mike D.W July 1, 2013

Today’s Morning Model is Cheryl Cole. I know she’s a singer first and a model second, but it was her birthday yesterday so making her Morning Model is simply good manners. Besides it saves me posting a long-winded Happy Birthday message. Cheryl photographs well. You can’t see any of the bags under her eyes that […]

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Yes, It Really Is A Slow News Day.

by Mike D.W June 10, 2013

Welcome to another slow-ass news day where nothing is going on except someone’s body part making an awful noise on a show-biz page near you. So, what better way to celebrate than by saying Happy Birthday to Cheryl Cole (30th) and by playing this video (below) of her finest moments on TV. The BAFTA Prize […]

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Cheryl Cole Wears Garden Furniture In-Style.

by Mike D.W June 6, 2013

Because dignity has never been a friend of Cheryl Cole’s she’s allowed InStyle Magazine to dress her up like an amateur gardener who fell on hard times. Seriously, these outfits she’s wearing are where Charlie Dimmock meets Percy Thrower meets garden furniture. WTF is she wearing! I’m all for a gardener dressing like a garden ho, but this is just tragic, […]

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The Ugly News: Cheryl Cole.

by Mike D.W February 22, 2013

Chanel 4 should get Alan Carr to introduce these pictures in this weekend’s Chatty Man, because Cheryl Cole’s face (left) (obviously) looks like the horror scene from House of Wax. The positive news is that Cheryl showed up to the Ten Tour in Newcastle last night, memorized her mimes (I think) and didn’t freebase on the hand soap […]

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Cheryl Cole: Nasty Business.

by Mike D.W February 22, 2013

If you went to the opening of the Girls Aloud Ten Tour in Newcastle this evening then you’ll probably have noticed that Animal Planet aren’t the only ones to have a pussy spazzing out during their show. We’ve already seen Madonna popping out her crotch on stage but tonight the censors are struggling for an explanation […]

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