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Hump a Hunk – David Beckham

August 28, 2010
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Hump a hunk today is David Beckham. The flip-side of a fag-hag is the “Secret Gay Boyfriend”  that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny. Ladies that man that is NOT me…. I may be all of those things but sadly [...]

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David Beckham I had to get Victoria drunk before she’d love me

July 15, 2010
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David Beckham has revealed he first managed to ‘pull’ Victoria back when she was Posh Spice.
He says had to get her drunk before she would fall in love with him.
In a chat room interview with Gabby Logan David revealed how he fell in love with Victoria at first sight and the difficulties of keeping their [...]

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Gunner Beckham plays with big boy toys on visit to Afghanistan

May 22, 2010

David Beckham got to play with some big boys toys when he went to visit our courageous troops in Afghanistan today.
He told British Forces News:

‘You know I’ve been here just one night so far and the experience has been even more than I could have ever hoped,’
The chaps are the good guys but they [...]

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David Beckham’s doggie goes Coco Chanel with pink nail varnish

May 21, 2010
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If you can’t go to the handbag then let the handbag come to you.
David Beckham’s Coco Le Dog is pictured wearing pink nail varnish.
I love it , wicked little Coco baby.

In the ultimate statement of cool David Beckham’s bulldog Coco goes out and about wearing nothing but a smile and vernis à ongles rose
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Victoria rushes into the waiting arms of David…..

March 17, 2010

You’d thing a newly released sex predator was on the loose and headed straight towards the airport such was the amount of police protection and security overkill being gifted to Victoria Beckham as she arrived at the airport in Finland yesterday !
However Lady Beckham of Harlow duly arrived and was shuffled through the airport into [...]

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Becks: If only Heinekin did tendons

March 16, 2010

It was an unknown surgeon, Dr Sakari Orava, who operated on David Beckham at the Mehilainen hospital in Helsinki yesterday.
Could there be any chance our hero could make the world cup ?
Dr Orava replied:

“No, I don’t think so. Healing takes a long time.
“Beckham’s Achilles tendon was torn completely off, and we had to put together [...]

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David Beckham: Out of The World Cup !

March 15, 2010

As David Beckham prepared to kick a football, unchallenged with nobody near him, little did he know the next second of his life would destroy the dream that took 12 years to prepare for.
The following second even his long lost Grandmother heard Beckham’s  Achilles tendon go snap !
The next thing heard the San Siro [...]

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