David Beckham

Clemmie Moody Reveals What’s Really in David Beckham’s Pants

03.02.2012

Unless you’re the person in charge of writing The Daily Mirror’s celebrity page you probably won’t see the word pants in your place of work. Clemmie Moody on the other hand either has Tourette’s or she’s the kind of boss who uses pants to spice up her bland afternoon news conferences. Clammie Moody (typo I know) seems [...]

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David Beckham’s Freshly Waxed Underwear Video.

31.01.2012

David Beckham’s latest H&M underwear video has reportedly been sending straight and gay guys to salons asking for super absorbent pads curled up hamsters and tan-resistant Y-Fronts. When my significant other saw David’s latest video this is what she had to say about it, “He’s an un-talented chav with too much money. He couldn’t get any [...]

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David Beckham: Words Fail Me.

25.01.2012

In 2008 The Carbon Trust claimed David Beckham was responsible for 163 tons of carbon dioxide every year. They said his sexiness had the largest carbon footprint in human history. (constant air travel, several cars and too many homes etc.) Back then we temporarily forgave Becks for cutting off the world’s circulation because he made it all better by doing [...]

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David Beckham – King of The Package.

04.01.2012

Just because I own a wardrobe full of clothes it doesn’t mean I know a damn thing about fashion. I honestly had no clue that David Beckham was designing an underwear line for H&M. Well, I do now because I’ve seen these promo hots (typo) plastered over every gay blog on the planet. Yikes, no wonder Becks [...]

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David Beckham’s new dick-head look.

23.08.2011

FINALLY! The Daily Mail have stopped writing about Kim Kardashian’s wedding (publicity stunt) like it was America’s version of royalty. (Unless by ‘royalty’ they meant ‘throne’ meaning toilet.) So I’d like to thank David Beckham for keeping our keyboards lubed today by taking his gentlemen’s from under a heat lamp and turning it into something that [...]

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David Beckham as drug dealer Dave.

26.03.2011

If David Beckham hadn’t been picked for his schools’ under eleven football team then he’d never have played for Manchester United, he’d never have met Victoria and Rebbeca Loos would have been just another typist in a short skirt. David would have still have made money, lots of it, but he’d probably have married Amy [...]

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Becks libel case: Hooker has a witness.

20.02.2011

The tales of David Beckham’s fiesta whorista with hooker Irma Nici are somewhere between thrown out and the appeal court in LA right now and Irma Nici has prepared a counter claim ready to drop into Beckham’s ass funnel. Irma will claim she suffered a mini-stroke shortly after being served court papers outlining his lawsuit [...]